Meet the Fockers

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The man who says he has exhausted life generally means that life has exhausted him.
Oscar Wilde
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  • Old sex patient: Bingo, bango, bongo!
  • [After Bernie wrecks Jack's toilet to save his dog Moses]
Jack Byrnes: So much for the protection of our rolling safe house.
Dina Byrnes: Oh, honey, he was trying to save his pet. I mean, what if it was Jinxy who got flushed into a toilet?
Jack Byrnes: Mr. Jinx has had extensive aquatic training. He would have known EXACTLY what to do in the event of a submersion.
[Mr. Jinx purrs]
  • [After Greg fails to understand L.J.]
Jack Byrnes: That's not the sign for poop, that's the sign for milk! This is the sign for poop! [Does "poop" gesture]
Greg: Well, what's the sign for sour milk, because this, uh, tastes a little funky.
Jack Byrnes: That's because that's from Debbie's left breast, Greg.
[Greg spits it out. L.J. giggles.]

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