Mike Gallay, born September 24 1975, is one of three co-founders in Gallay/Hartt Productions (http://www.gallayhartt.com), a Toronto-based comedy production company that creates comedic and documentary films, television series, short works and mobile content for a global audience. Gallay is a North American comedy writer, director and producer. His complete bio may be found at wikipedia.org. His IMDB profile is at (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2028598).
"The trouble with half-truths is you never know which half you've got."
"Jews didn't invent the last word, but they do enforce it."
"Being a man's man ain't what it used to be."
"You're confusing me with who you think I am."
"In sports, they encourage you to 'sacrifice your body'. In science, do they say, 'sacrifice your mind'?"
"America is a beautiful woman and George Bush her oafish husband. Nobody understands what she sees in him until they recognize it was an arranged marriage."
"I’m not always proud of who I am, but I’m never ashamed of it."