Monkeys

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The strain of man's bred out
Monkeys were invented five years after the armadillo raping DR. James Monkey died. He is considered to had stole them from mister lemur.

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Oh Bugger

Mister monkeys last words

  • Cats and monkeys, monkeys and cats - all human life is there.

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  • Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.

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