Nacho Libre

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Nacho Libre is a 2006 comedy film about a monastery cook who wants to be a wrestler.

Directed by Jared Hess. Written by Jared Hess, Jerusha Hess and Mike White.
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Cast

Nacho

  • I am the gatekeeper to my own destiny and I will have my glory day in the hot sun.
  • Chancho, when you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun.
  • Do you remember the time when everyone was screaming my name, and I used my strength to rip my blouse.
  • Get that corn outta my face!
  • Don't you want a little taste of the glory! See what it tastes like!
  • You are crasssssy!
  • When the fantasy has ended, And all the children are gone. Something good inside of me, Helps me to carry on. I ate somes bugs, I ate some grass. I used my hand, To wipe my tears. To kiss your mouth, I'd break my vow. No, no, no, no, no, no, way jose. Unless you want to then, We break our vows together! Encarnacion! (diddle-diddle-dee, diddle-diddle-dee) Encarnacion! Encarnacion! Encarnacion!
  • I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice pile-drive to the face; or a punch to the face; but you cannot do it because it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbor.
  • Tonight, I will fight the seven strongest men in town, maybe the world. And I will win because our heavenly father will be in the ring with me. And he and I will win 10,000 pesos.
  • Everyone is dancing at the party, but Ramses is not dancing at the party!
  • [While taking a dump] Those guys were a couple a woosies eh.
  • Well to tell you the truth.
  • Take it easssssy
  • My life is good. Really good.
  • [To a boy who doesn't want to eat his food] Be grateful, Juan Pablo. Today is especially delicious.
  • [To a security guard, when he grabs Nacho's new shirt, at a party] Eh. Let go my blouse.
  • I like your cow
  • Pssssst Chancho... I need to borrow some sweatssss. Chancho: are you leaving us? Nacho: No, Chancho, I would never leave you.
  • So anyways, let's get down to the nitty gritty
  • They don't think I know a but load of crap about the gospel. But I dooo. Okay?
  • [To some spectators at his first wrestling match] Save me a piece of that corn for later.

Steven (A.K.A. Esqueleto)

  • I don´t Believe in God, I believe in science
  • Summon your eagle powers!
  • Me and my friend are thinking about going pro.
  • How did you get up here so fast?
  • I don't know why you always have to be judging me, just because I believe in science.
  • I hate all the orphans in the whole world!
  • You gave them permission to hurt me like this.
  • We saw you from the village... People in the village: Hola Nacho!

Dialogue

Nacho: It sucks to be me right now!
Esqueleto: How come?
Nacho: How come you think? I used to really like Ramses. I wanted to become him! But it turns out, he's a real douche.

Sister Encarnación: Well, my favorite color is light tan. My favourite animal is puppies. I like serving the lord. Hiking, play volleyball...
Nacho: You gotta be kidding me. Everything you just said, is MY favourite thing to do, every day!

Nacho: I'm not listening to you! You only believe in Science. That's probably why we never win.
Esqueleto: We never win because you are fat!

Sister Encarnación: Where are we going, Ignacio?
Nacho: I saw a bum here, there were two bums actually. And I said to myself, "Let's talk to these guys about the Gospel."
Sister Encarnación: Well, where are they?

(Nacho looks around)

Nacho: I don't see them. They should be coming back.(Leans against wall and whips head fast)
Sister Encarnación: Where is your robe, Ignacio?
Nacho: It was... stinky. But these are my recreation clothes. (Tightens butt)
Sister Encarnación: They look expensive.
Nacho: Thank you... (Turns toward Sister Encarnación) I mean, yes! They may have the appearance of riches.(Kneels down) But beneath the clothes, we find a man. And beneath the man, we find, his...nucleus.
Sister Encarnación: Nucleus?
Nacho: Yes.

(Bums walk by) (Nacho leaps up and over to Sister Encarnación)

Nacho: (In low voice) I don't like the way those guys looked at you. (To bums) Hey! Can't you see this woman's a nun?! And if you have a problem with that, then you can just fight me.

(Makes his way to bums) (Grabs one bum's jacket and rips it) (Turns to face Nacho)

Nacho: Oh, you messed with the wrong guy this time!

(Takes shirt off and whips it at Sister Encarnación)

Nacho: Ever seen these moves? (jumps and hisses)

(Esqueleto and friends appear with pitchforks) (Nacho confused) (Bum punches Nacho)


Boy: Can't we ever have like a salad or something?
Nacho: Be grateful, Juan Pablo. Today is especially delicious.

Nacho: Ok. Orphans! Listen to Ignacio. I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice piledrive to the face... or a punch to the face... but you cannot do it. Because, it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbour.
Chancho: So you've never wrestled?
Nacho: Me? No. Come on. Don't be crazy. I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, and the clothes, and the free creams and lotions. But my life is good! Really good! I get to wake up every morning, at 5AM, and make some soup! It's the best. I love it. I get to lay in a bed, all by myself, all of my life! That's fantastic! Go. Go away! Read some books!

Monk: What is this?
Nacho: Leftovers. Enjoy.
Monk: There is no flavor. There are no spices. Where are the chips?
Nacho': Somebody stole them.
Monk: Did you not tell them that they were the Lord's chips?
Nacho: I was trying to!
Monk: You are useless Ignacio!
Elderly Monk: Silence brothers! This is the worst lunch I ever had.
Monk: Your only job is to cook. Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since Easters?
Nacho: Ok... Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy duty. Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty!

Taglines

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External links

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