Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica

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Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica is a reality television show on MTV that follows the daily lives of Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, a celebrity musical artist couple married in October 2002. The show first aired in August 2003 and ran through March 2005, for a total of three seasons and 41 episodes.

Season 1

Newlyweds Clean House [1.01]

Jessica: Is this chicken I have or is it fish? I know it's tuna, but it says chicken... by the sea, or in the sea. Is that stupid?

Newlyweds Go Camping [1.03]

Jessica: Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?

Jessica Simpson: I have bubbles in my tummy.
Lea: Oh so you're saying that you're gonna go into the tent and fart, is what you're saying.
Jessica Simpson: It's just air, not stink. Promise.

Newlyweds Go Golfing [1.04]

Jessica:My boobs are in the way, My boobs make a curve.

Jessica Simpson: What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing, and it was, like, one of his first times and he knocked out a duck. Like, I'm scared that's going to happen.

The New Newlyweds [1.05]

Jessica: Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?

Jessica Simpson: I'm gonna go drop some kids in the pool.
Katie: Hey, some of us are still eating here. The pool's closed. It's adult swim.
Jessica Simpson: Oh I'll give 'em an adult.

Newlyweds on Vacation [1.06]

Jessica: Do all dolphins have holes in their heads?

Newlyweds Birthday [1.09]

Jessica: Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is almost mid-20s.

Unidentified episode

Jessica Simpson: Ooh I love this scent.
Friend: What is it?
Jessica Simpson: Ah...oh, it's unscented.

Jessica Simpson: What does it mean when you take a really big breath and it hurts? [inhales big] It hurts really bad right here.
Nick: It means you shouldn't talk for a day and a half.

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