Nicktoons: Attack of the Toybots

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Nicktoons: Attack of the Toybots is the 2007 sequel to the 2005 Nicktoons Unite! and 2006 Nicktoons: Battle for Volcano Island. Professor Calamitous makes an army made of robot toys to invade the multiverse to become the biggest genius. Now, SpongeBob, Patrick, Danny, Sam. Jimmy, Timmy, Tak and the other Nicktoons have to stop him.

PlayStation 2 and Wii

SpongeBob SquarePants

  • Let's go sliding!

Danny Phantom

  • Going ghost!

Jorgen Von Strangle

  • You must go and take care of annoying little professor man. Go, tiny hero people!
  • We now make you an honorary fairy, second class!... What? Why not first class?!? Because it is so secret, and if we told you we'd have to turn you into a fire hydrant.

GIR

  • I like the little toys, they taste like little tacos!

Rocko

  • A wallabys gotta do what a wallabys gotta do!... Whatever that is.

Dialogues

  • Dialogue #1

Patrick: I'd like to get a washing up.
(the Toybot sucks Patrick into the tube along with Krabby Patties)
SpongeBob: Patrick! No!

  • Dialogue #2

Patrick: SpongeBob! Help! Wheee!!

  • Dialogue #3

SpongeBob: Hold on Patrick, I'll save you!

  • Dialogue #4

SpongeBob: Patriiick!

  • Dialogue #5

SpongeBob: Don't worry Patrick, you're an invertabrate! No bones to break!

  • Dialogue #6

SpongeBob: I'm on my way, pal! Stay calm!

  • Dialogue #7

Patrick: I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm gonna have fun while doing this.

  • Dialogue #8

Tak: They've got you too?
Timmy: Umm, yeah.

  • Dialogue #9

SpongeBob: What about your little flying friends?

  • Dialogue #10

Jimmy: Leaping leptons!

  • Dialogue #11

SpongeBob: This place is sooo pretty... dangerous and pretty... and dangerous!

  • Dialogue #12

SpongeBob: I'm a sponge and you're in trouble.

  • Dialogue #13

SpongeBob: Now let's beat the stuffing out of 'em!

  • Dialogue #14

SpongeBob: It's karate time! Or shall I say KAH-RAH-TAY.

  • Dialogue #15

SpongeBob: No time to lose. Let's get heroing!

  • Dialogue #16

SpongeBob: It's time for heroes to... run! Run like crazy!

  • Dialogue #17

Professor Calamitous: My scaucer men will scan every hero from every dimension, then we send them home, none the wiser! (...) I'll be the biggest genius!

  • Dialogue #18

Patrick: It's not in my place to say, but Professor Calamitious is a party pooper who smells.

  • Dialogue #19

Timmy: Now, who wants to go first?

GameBoy Advance

Dialogues

  • Dialogue #1

Professor Calamitous: This is it! The perfect plan! Soon my factories will have created a vast army of evil toys. But that's not all... I've captured all those meddling brats! Now to use my scanning pods and create evil toy duplicates of them to lead my army. With these wicked minions at my command I will not only be unstoppably powerful, but also... The World's Biggest Genius! So as you can see, my foolproof plan guarantees I will win the contest.
The World's Biggest Genius' Host: Well, that sure is an interesting strategy. This is reality TV at its best! Stay tuned folks, to see how well Professor Calamitous does during the show! Because there's still a long way before the end. Who knows what could happen?
Professor Calamitous: I'm afraid you don't understand. This plan is foolproof. There is nobody to stop me. Nobody!
The World's Biggest Genius' Host: Well, except someone who isn't a fool.
Professor Calamitous: ... Silence!

  • Dialogue #2

Wanda: Oh no! Everyone is trapped in these scanning pods.
Cosmo: Uh oh. We forgot to recharge our wands this morning...
Wanda: That means we can only have enough power to free one of them.
Cosmo: But which one?

When you free SpongeBob:

  • Dialogue #3

SpongeBob: Wow! Yeah! Umm... What's going on?
Wanda: Er... We have no idea!
SpongeBob: Hey, you guys sure are the strangest looking jellyfish I've ever seen. So cuddly cute. You look like my kind of, um, well... Let's be pals!
Wanda: This whole situation sure doesn't look so good...
SpongeBob: Right. We need to find some questions... or answers. Anyway, we have to get to the bottom of this!
Cosmo: You'll need help for that.
Wanda: But our wands are out of juice!
SpongeBob: Maybe I should help these guys out. Mmm, a key-shaped hole in the front. Maybe I need some kind of... key?
Wanda: Wow! He's a genius!
Cosmo: And smart too!
SpongeBob: Yeah! A key-finding, friend-rescuing adventure - my favorite kind!

  • Dialogue #4

SpongeBob: There sure are a lot of plants around here...
Wanda: Guess that's why they call it a jungle.
SpongeBob: Okay, time to make a plan! I love plans.
Cosmo: Who needs a plan? Let's just start running around!
Wanda: We have to find out who's got the scanning pod key. So let's begin by exploring the area.
Cosmo: I told you! Time to start running around!
SpongeBob: I'm ready!
Wanda: Keep an eye out for trouble - there will be factory mechs and worse hanging around...

  • Dialogue #5

SpongeBob: He looks familiar...
Wanda: Yikes! It's a giant evil toy version of Tak.
Cosmo: He's got a scanning pod key!
SpongeBob: Maybe we can all just be friends?

  • Dialogue #6

Cosmo: Hooray! You did it!
Wanda: Now you can use the key to release someone else from the scanning pod to help!

  • Dialogue #7

Cosmo: You can now free someone from their scanning pod! Who will it be?

  • Dialogue #8

Cosmo: Home sweet home! It's nice to be back in Fairy World.
Wanda: But what's all that!? Someone's been building factories everywhere.
SpongeBob: Someone needs to teach these guys a lesson. A lesson in not building stinky factories everywhere!
Wanda: I don't like the look of those robot fairies. Watch out for their flying attacks!

  • Dialogue #9

Wanda: Timmy! What have they done to you?
Cosmo: He looks like a toy. And evil. Like a big Evil Toy Timmy.
SpongeBob: Eek! That's a big Evil Toy Timmy with the key I need to free the not-so-big, not-so-evil other guys.
Wanda: Well, I guess you'd better go get it then.

  • Dialogue #10

Cosmo: Wow! You defeated Evil Toy Timmy.
SpongeBob: Uh oh... Evil Toy Timmy's robot parts have a 'Made by Professor Calamitous' stamp on them. Calamitous? Calamitous? The name rings a bell.
Wanda: That must be who built all these toys factories. What is he up to?
Cosmo: Some kind of evil plan... But who cares! We've got the second key. Let's go grab someone else from the scanning pods!

  • Dialogue #11

Cosmo: Brrr. This place gives me the creeps.
Wanda: This must be the Ghost Zone.
SpongeBob: This sure is a spooky place for Professor Calamitous to build factories in... Why not choose a nice sunny, happy place?
Wanda: He must be using ghost energy to power his crazy technology.
SpongeBob: Ha-ha! Not for long, now that SpongeBob is here!
Wanda: Be careful. These evil toys will have ghost powers. They will appear when you least expect it.

  • Dialogue #12

SpongeBob: Whoa. He's big and he's scary and I don't really think we need to introduce ourselves.
Cosmo: Yikes!
Wanda: His ghost powers will make him nearly invulnerable. Use the Fenton Ghost Disruptors to stop him going ghost.
SpongeBob: And what do I do to stop him being scary?
Wanda: Umm... Close your eyes?
Cosmo: I'm going to be over here... far away.
Wanda: Yeah, we don't want to get in your way.

  • Dialogue #13

Wanda: You did it!
Cosmo: He wasn't so scary after all.
SpongeBob: This green stuff looks like it's being piped to another factory. Hey! He's sending it to a factory in Bikini Bottom! But we don't need any crazy ghost energy there...
Wanda: It's about time we put a stop to this whole crazy scheme. Grab the key, let's go get some reinforcements...
Cosmo: ...and have a picnic?
Wanda: ...and find the next factory!

  • Dialogue #14

Cosmo: Watch out for those clockwork crabs. Their claws have a long reach, and they'll do their best to grab you.

  • Dialogue #15

Cosmo: How cute! Evil toy SpongeBob has got himself an evil toy octopus robot thingy!
Wanda: You'll have to destroy the octopus arms first.

  • Dialogue #16

Wanda: Victory!
SpongeBob: Here's the last key!
Cosmo: Yippie! It's a party!
Wanda: Now that we can free everyone, we should go look for Professor Calamitous.
Cosmo: Does that mean no party?
SpongeBob: Now the whole gang's here! Time to head to Retroville, where this all started!

  • Dialogue #17

Wanda: I thought this was supposed to be a nice little town?
Cosmo: Looks like the whole place has been taken over by this stinky factory.
SpongeBob: This must be where the Professor Calamitous started. His evil stinky factory scheme has completely taken over the town!
Cosmo: He needs a new decorator...
Wanda: His Retrobots are everywhere. Be careful, they can join together and increase their power.

  • Dialogue #18

Cosmo: Jimmy's head is bigger than ever!
Wanda: This Jimmy doesn't invent things, he is an invention.
SpongeBob: That looks like fun! How come we don't all have jet-packs?
Wanda: It looks like his shield is being generated by those gizmos. I'll bet if you destroy them, his shield will be disrupted!

  • Dialogue #19

Wanda: Well done! You defeated the last of the evil toy duplicates.
Cosmo: I'm gonna miss those guys...
Wanda: But where is Professor Calamitous?
SpongeBob: What are these? They look like application forms for a reality TV show. "The World's Biggest Genius".
Cosmo: And they didn't invite me?
Wanda: That must be where the Professor is! This has all been part of his plan to win the show.
SpongeBob: Quick! We have to get to the TV studio to watch! Can't wait to see who wins! I love these shows... Maybe we can ask Professor to stop his evil scheming while we're there...

  • Dialogue #20

SpongeBob: That's it! We've had enough of your scheming, Professor Calamitous.
Professor Calamitous: What are you doing here!?
SpongeBob: We're just putting some reality back in this show. Because the reality is that you aren't much of a genius at all!
Professor Calamitous: But my beautiful plan... You've ruined everything. Or maybe not. The show's not finished yet... I still have a few minutes to impress the judges. Let's see how well you stand up against my unstoppable Mechbot of Doom!
SpongeBob: I thought that was all going a bit too well...

  • Dialogue #21

Wanda: Yeah! You showed him who was boss!
Cosmo: Three cheers for our heroes!
The Biggest Genius Host: And that's it folks, our contestant's time is up! Let's see what our judges think...
(the Nicktoons as judges show "0" cards)
SpongeBob: Looks like the show's over, Professor Calamitous!

When you free Timmy:

  • Dialogue #3

Timmy: Yikes! That sure wasn't fun. What's going on?
Wanda: Er... We have no idea!
Timmy: Hey guys! Thanks for rescuing me. Mind telling me what's going on?
Wanda: This whole situation sure doesn't look so good...
Timmy: I wanna find out what's going on here!
Cosmo: You'll need help for that.
Wanda: But our wands are out of juice!
Timmy: Hey, maybe these other guys can help! But I can't get them out until I find the keys to these pods.
Wanda: Wow! He's a genius!
Cosmo: And smart too!
Timmy: Well, I guess I'd better start looking!

  • Dialogue #4

Timmy: There sure are a lot of plants around here...
Wanda: Guess that's why they call it a jungle.
Timmy: Do you guys have a plan?
Cosmo: Who needs a plan? Let's just start running around!
Wanda: We have to find out who's got the scanning pod key. So let's begin by exploring the area.
Cosmo: I told you! Time to start running around!
Timmy: Let's go!
Wanda: Keep an eye out for trouble - there will be factory mechs and worse hanging around...

  • Dialogue #5

Timmy: He looks familiar...
Wanda: Yikes! It's a giant evil toy version of Tak.
Cosmo: He's got a scanning pod key!
Timmy: Do you think he'll just give it to us?

  • Dialogue #6

Cosmo: Hooray! You did it!
Wanda: Now you can use the key to release someone else from the scanning pod to help!

  • Dialogue #7

Cosmo: You can now free someone from their scanning pod! Who will it be?

  • Dialogue #8

Cosmo: Home sweet home! It's nice to be back in Fairy World.
Wanda: But what's all that!? Someone's been building factories everywhere.
Timmy: Who do these guys think they are? I liked it the way it was!
Wanda: I don't like the look of those robot fairies. Watch out for their flying attacks!

  • Dialogue #9

Wanda: Timmy! What have they done to you?
Cosmo: He looks like a toy. And evil. Like a big Evil Toy Timmy.
Timmy: Not fair! How come I don't get to be big and evil too? And he's got a key!
Wanda: Well, I guess you'd better go get it then.

  • Dialogue #10

Cosmo: Wow! You defeated Evil Toy Timmy.
Timmy: Hey! Evil Toy Timmy's robot parts have a 'Made by Professor Calamitous' stamp.
Wanda: That must be who built all these toys factories. What is he up to?
Cosmo: Some kind of evil plan... But who cares! We've got the second key. Let's go grab someone else from the scanning pods!

  • Dialogue #11

Cosmo: Brrr. This place gives me the creeps.
Wanda: This must be the Ghost Zone.
Timmy: Why would Professor Calamitous build factories here?
Wanda: He must be using ghost energy to power his crazy technology.
Timmy: That sure sounds crazy! Let's go check it out.
Wanda: Be careful. These evil toys will have ghost powers. They will appear when you least expect it.

  • Dialogue #12

Timmy: Whoa. He looks kinda scary.
Cosmo: Yikes!
Wanda: His ghost powers will make him nearly invulnerable. Use the Fenton Ghost Disruptors to stop him going ghost.
Timmy: And what do I do to stop him being scary?
Wanda: Umm... Close your eyes?
Cosmo: I'm going to be over here... far away.
Wanda: Yeah, we don't want to get in your way.

  • Dialogue #13

Wanda: You did it!
Cosmo: He wasn't so scary after all.
Timmy: What's he doing with all this stuff? Looks like this ghost energy is going through these pipes to another factory. A factory in Bikini Bottom.
Wanda: It's about time we put a stop to this whole crazy scheme. Grab the key, let's go get some reinforcements...
Cosmo: ...and have a picnic?
Wanda: ...and find the next factory!

  • Dialogue #14

Timmy: Glub!
Wanda: Sorry!
(POOF!)
Wanda: There you go. You can breathe underwater now. But it will only last for a short time, so you'll have to find your way into the factory quickly.
Cosmo: Watch out for those clockwork crabs. Their claws have a long reach, and they'll do their best to grab you.

  • Dialogue #15

Cosmo: How cute! Evil toy SpongeBob has got himself an evil toy octopus robot thingy!
Wanda: You'll have to destroy the octopus arms first.

  • Dialogue #16

Wanda: Victory!
Timmy: Here's the last key!
Cosmo: Yippie! It's a party!
Wanda: Now that we can free everyone, we should go look for Professor Calamitous.
Cosmo: Does that mean no party?
Timmy: Alright! Time to head to Retroville. I can't wait to see where this all started...

  • Dialogue #17

Wanda: I thought this was supposed to be a nice little town?
Cosmo: Looks like the whole place has been taken over by this stinky factory.
Timmy: This must be where the Professor started. His evil scheme has completely taken over the town!
Cosmo: He needs a new decorator...
Wanda: His Retrobots are everywhere. Be careful, they can join together and increase their power.

  • Dialogue #18

Cosmo: Jimmy's head is bigger than ever!
Wanda: This Jimmy doesn't invent things, he is an invention.
Timmy: No fair. He's got a jet-pack!
Wanda: It looks like his shield is being generated by those gizmos. I'll bet if you destroy them, his shield will be disrupted!

  • Dialogue #19

Wanda: Well done! You defeated the last of the evil toy duplicates.
Cosmo: I'm gonna miss those guys...
Wanda: But where is Professor Calamitous?
Timmy: Wait! These are application forms for a reality TV show! "The World's Biggest Genius".
Cosmo: And they didn't invite me?
Wanda: That must be where the Professor is! This has all been part of his plan to win the show.
Timmy: Quick! We've gotta get to the TV studio and stop him! I've had enough of this guy, I'm not gonna let him win anything!

  • Dialogue #20

Timmy: That's it! We've had enough of your scheming, Professor Calamitous.
Professor Calamitous: What are you doing here!?
Timmy: We're just putting some reality back in this show. Because the reality is that you aren't much of a genius at all!
Professor Calamitous: But my beautiful plan... You've ruined everything. Or maybe not. The show's not finished yet... I still have a few minutes to impress the judges. Let's see how well you stand up against my unstoppable Mechbot of Doom!
Timmy: I thought that was all going a bit too well...

  • Dialogue #21

Wanda: Yeah! You showed him who was boss!
Cosmo: Three cheers for our heroes!
The Biggest Genius Host: And that's it folks, our contestant's time is up! Let's see what our judges think...
(the Nicktoons as judges show "0" cards)
Timmy: Looks like the show's over, Professor Calamitous!

When you free Jimmy:

  • Dialogue #3

Jimmy: Hmm... This is confusing. What exactly is going on here?
Wanda: Er... We have no idea!
Jimmy: These appear to be some kind of computer-generated holographic guides. Amazing. What a helpful idea...
Wanda: This whole situation sure doesn't look so good...
Jimmy: We need to figure out who's behind all this...
Cosmo: You'll need help for that.
Wanda: But our wands are out of juice!
Jimmy: Hmmm. I'll need assistance with this one. Looks like these scanning pods use a standard key-and-lock mechanism, meaning I just need to find the appropriate keys...
Wanda: Wow! He's a genius!
Cosmo: And smart too!
Jimmy: Well, I guess I'd better start looking!

  • Dialogue #4

Jimmy: Hmm... What a lot of foliage.
Wanda: Guess that's why they call it a jungle.
Jimmy: Okay, think, think, think... I need some kind of plan.
Cosmo: Who needs a plan? Let's just start running around!
Wanda: We have to find out who's got the scanning pod key. So let's begin by exploring the area.
Cosmo: I told you! Time to start running around!
Jimmy: Okay, let's get started.
Wanda: Keep an eye out for trouble - there will be factory mechs and worse hanging around...

  • Dialogue #5

Jimmy: He looks familiar...
Wanda: Yikes! It's a giant evil toy version of Tak.
Cosmo: He's got a scanning pod key!
Jimmy: I don't suppose asking nicely would help?

  • Dialogue #6

Cosmo: Hooray! You did it!
Wanda: Now you can use the key to release someone else from the scanning pod to help!

  • Dialogue #7

Cosmo: You can now free someone from their scanning pod! Who will it be?

  • Dialogue #8

Cosmo: Home sweet home! It's nice to be back in Fairy World.
Wanda: But what's all that!? Someone's been building factories everywhere.
Jimmy: They do kind of spoil the view.
Wanda: I don't like the look of those robot fairies. Watch out for their flying attacks!

  • Dialogue #9

Wanda: Timmy! What have they done to you?
Cosmo: He looks like a toy. And evil. Like a big Evil Toy Timmy.
Jimmy: Mmm. It appears to be a big Evil Toy Timmy that has the key I need to rescue the others.
Wanda: Well, I guess you'd better go get it then.

  • Dialogue #10

Cosmo: Wow! You defeated Evil Toy Timmy.
Jimmy: Oh no! Evil Toy Timmy's robot parts are obviously the product of Professor Calamitous' workshop! What's he up to this time?
Wanda: That must be who built all these toys factories. What is he up to?
Cosmo: Some kind of evil plan... But who cares! We've got the second key. Let's go grab someone else from the scanning pods!

  • Dialogue #11

Cosmo: Brrr. This place gives me the creeps.
Wanda: This must be the Ghost Zone.
Jimmy: Professor Calamitous must have a good reason for building factories here. What's he up to?
Wanda: He must be using ghost energy to power his crazy technology.
Jimmy: But everyone knows ghost energy is an imaginary force! It's time to stop him, for his own good... and ours.
Wanda: Be careful. These evil toys will have ghost powers. They will appear when you least expect it.

  • Dialogue #12

Jimmy: Okay, that is one seriously scary robot - and I should know I've made enough!
Cosmo: Yikes!
Wanda: His ghost powers will make him nearly invulnerable. Use the Fenton Ghost Disruptors to stop him going ghost.
Jimmy: And what do I do to stop him being scary?
Wanda: Umm... Close your eyes?
Cosmo: I'm going to be over here... far away.
Wanda: Yeah, we don't want to get in your way.

  • Dialogue #13

Wanda: You did it!
Cosmo: He wasn't so scary after all.
Jimmy: Hmm... This 'ghost energy' is being pumped through pipes to another factory. A factory in Bikini Bottom.
Wanda: It's about time we put a stop to this whole crazy scheme. Grab the key, let's go get some reinforcements...
Cosmo: ...and have a picnic?
Wanda: ...and find the next factory!

  • Dialogue #14

Jimmy: Glub!
Wanda: Sorry!
(POOF!)
Wanda: There you go. You can breathe underwater now. But it will only last for a short time, so you'll have to find your way into the factory quickly.
Cosmo: Watch out for those clockwork crabs. Their claws have a long reach, and they'll do their best to grab you.

  • Dialogue #15

Cosmo: How cute! Evil toy SpongeBob has got himself an evil toy octopus robot thingy!
Wanda: You'll have to destroy the octopus arms first.

  • Dialogue #16

Wanda: Victory!
Jimmy: Here's the last key!
Cosmo: Yippie! It's a party!
Wanda: Now that we can free everyone, we should go look for Professor Calamitous.
Cosmo: Does that mean no party?
Jimmy: Time to head to where this all started - back home to Retroville. I've got a bad feeling about this...

  • Dialogue #17

Wanda: I thought this was supposed to be a nice little town?
Cosmo: Looks like the whole place has been taken over by this stinky factory.
Jimmy: No! This must be where the Professor started. His evil scheme has completely taken over Retroville! There's nothing left...
Cosmo: He needs a new decorator...
Wanda: His Retrobots are everywhere. Be careful, they can join together and increase their power.

  • Dialogue #18

Cosmo: Jimmy's head is bigger than ever!
Wanda: This Jimmy doesn't invent things, he is an invention.
Jimmy: That really is quite an incredible machine. Although I can see where some improvements could be made... Wait! He's got my jet-pack! That's not fair... or good...
Wanda: It looks like his shield is being generated by those gizmos. I'll bet if you destroy them, his shield will be disrupted!

  • Dialogue #19

Wanda: Well done! You defeated the last of the evil toy duplicates.
Cosmo: I'm gonna miss those guys...
Wanda: But where is Professor Calamitous?
Jimmy: Curious... These appear to be application forms for a reality TV show. "The World's Biggest Genius".
Cosmo: And they didn't invite me?
Wanda: That must be where the Professor is! This has all been part of his plan to win the show.
Jimmy: Quick! We've gotta get to the TV studio and stop him! Who knows what the Professor ultimately has in mind... I'm sure it's not good.

  • Dialogue #20

Jimmy: That's it! We've had enough of your scheming, Professor Calamitous.
Professor Calamitous: What are you doing here!?
Jimmy: We're just putting some reality back in this show. Because the reality is that you aren't much of a genius at all!
Professor Calamitous: But my beautiful plan... You've ruined everything. Or maybe not. The show's not finished yet... I still have a few minutes to impress the judges. Let's see how well you stand up against my unstoppable Mechbot of Doom!
Jimmy: I thought that was all going a bit too well...

  • Dialogue #21

Wanda: Yeah! You showed him who was boss!
Cosmo: Three cheers for our heroes!
The Biggest Genius Host: And that's it folks, our contestant's time is up! Let's see what our judges think...
(the Nicktoons as judges show "0" cards)
Jimmy: Looks like the show's over, Professor Calamitous!

When you free Danny:

  • Dialogue #3

Danny: What's going on? This doesn't look familiar...
Wanda: Er... We have no idea!
Danny: You two must be from the Ghost Zone. It's nice to meet some helpful ghosts for a change. But I gotta say, you guys sure are small...
Wanda: This whole situation sure doesn't look so good...
Danny: We need to get to the bottom of this...
Cosmo: You'll need help for that.
Wanda: But our wands are out of juice!
Danny: I'm gonna need some back up. Looks like the only way to rescue these other guys is to find the keys to these pods.
Wanda: Wow! He's a genius!
Cosmo: And smart too!
Danny: Well, I guess I'd better start looking!

  • Dialogue #4

Danny: There sure are a lot of plants around here...
Wanda: Guess that's why they call it a jungle.
Danny: Now, what's the plan...
Cosmo: Who needs a plan? Let's just start running around!
Wanda: We have to find out who's got the scanning pod key. So let's begin by exploring the area.
Cosmo: I told you! Time to start running around!
Danny: Time to go sort out this mess!
Wanda: Keep an eye out for trouble - there will be factory mechs and worse hanging around...

  • Dialogue #5

Danny: He looks familiar...
Wanda: Yikes! It's a giant evil toy version of Tak.
Cosmo: He's got a scanning pod key!
Danny: You don't suppose if I ask him nicely?

  • Dialogue #6

Cosmo: Hooray! You did it!
Wanda: Now you can use the key to release someone else from the scanning pod to help!

  • Dialogue #7

Cosmo: You can now free someone from their scanning pod! Who will it be?

  • Dialogue #8

Cosmo: Home sweet home! It's nice to be back in Fairy World.
Wanda: But what's all that!? Someone's been building factories everywhere.
Danny: We'll soon put a stop to that.
Wanda: I don't like the look of those robot fairies. Watch out for their flying attacks!

  • Dialogue #9

Wanda: Timmy! What have they done to you?
Cosmo: He looks like a toy. And evil. Like a big Evil Toy Timmy.
Danny: A big Evil Toy Timmy with the key I need to free the other guys.
Wanda: Well, I guess you'd better go get it then.

  • Dialogue #10

Cosmo: Wow! You defeated Evil Toy Timmy.
Danny: Wait! Evil Toy Timmy's robot parts have a 'Made by Professor Calamitous' stamp on them.
Wanda: That must be who built all these toys factories. What is he up to?
Cosmo: Some kind of evil plan... But who cares! We've got the second key. Let's go grab someone else from the scanning pods!

  • Dialogue #11

Cosmo: Brrr. This place gives me the creeps.
Wanda: This must be the Ghost Zone.
Danny: Why would Professor Calamitous build factories here in the heart of the Ghost Zone?
Wanda: He must be using ghost energy to power his crazy technology.
Danny: Not for long...
Wanda: Be careful. These evil toys will have ghost powers. They will appear when you least expect it.

  • Dialogue #12

Danny: Whoa. He looks kinda scary. Scarily like me.
Cosmo: Yikes!
Wanda: His ghost powers will make him nearly invulnerable. Use the Fenton Ghost Disruptors to stop him going ghost.
Danny: And what do I do to stop him being scary?
Wanda: Umm... Close your eyes?
Cosmo: I'm going to be over here... far away.
Wanda: Yeah, we don't want to get in your way.

  • Dialogue #13

Wanda: You did it!
Cosmo: He wasn't so scary after all.
Danny: This ghost energy looks like it's being piped to another factory. A factory in Bikini Bottom.
Wanda: It's about time we put a stop to this whole crazy scheme. Grab the key, let's go get some reinforcements...
Cosmo: ...and have a picnic?
Wanda: ...and find the next factory!

  • Dialogue #14

Danny: Glub!
Wanda: Sorry!
(POOF!)
Wanda: There you go. You can breathe underwater now. But it will only last for a short time, so you'll have to find your way into the factory quickly.
Cosmo: Watch out for those clockwork crabs. Their claws have a long reach, and they'll do their best to grab you.

  • Dialogue #15

Cosmo: How cute! Evil toy SpongeBob has got himself an evil toy octopus robot thingy!
Wanda: You'll have to destroy the octopus arms first.

  • Dialogue #16

Wanda: Victory!
Danny: Here's the last key!
Cosmo: Yippie! It's a party!
Wanda: Now that we can free everyone, we should go look for Professor Calamitous.
Cosmo: Does that mean no party?
Danny: Time to go to Retroville, where this whole thing began...

  • Dialogue #17

Wanda: I thought this was supposed to be a nice little town?
Cosmo: Looks like the whole place has been taken over by this stinky factory.
Danny: This must be where the Professor started. His evil scheme has completely taken over the town!
Cosmo: He needs a new decorator...
Wanda: His Retrobots are everywhere. Be careful, they can join together and increase their power.

  • Dialogue #18

Cosmo: Jimmy's head is bigger than ever!
Wanda: This Jimmy doesn't invent things, he is an invention.
Danny: No fair. He's got a jet-pack!
Wanda: It looks like his shield is being generated by those gizmos. I'll bet if you destroy them, his shield will be disrupted!

  • Dialogue #19

Wanda: Well done! You defeated the last of the evil toy duplicates.
Cosmo: I'm gonna miss those guys...
Wanda: But where is Professor Calamitous?
Danny: Look here... These are application forms for a reality TV show! "The World's Biggest Genius".
Cosmo: And they didn't invite me?
Wanda: That must be where the Professor is! This has all been part of his plan to win the show.
Danny: Quick! We've gotta get to the TV studio and stop him!

  • Dialogue #20

Danny: That's it! We've had enough of your scheming, Professor Calamitous.
Professor Calamitous: What are you doing here!?
Danny: We're just putting some reality back in this show. Because the reality is that you aren't much of a genius at all!
Professor Calamitous: But my beautiful plan... You've ruined everything. Or maybe not. The show's not finished yet... I still have a few minutes to impress the judges. Let's see how well you stand up against my unstoppable Mechbot of Doom!
Danny: I thought that was all going a bit too well...

  • Dialogue #21

Wanda: Yeah! You showed him who was boss!
Cosmo: Three cheers for our heroes!
The Biggest Genius Host: And that's it folks, our contestant's time is up! Let's see what our judges think...
(the Nicktoons as judges show "0" cards)
Danny: Looks like the show's over, Professor Calamitous!

When you free Tak:

  • Dialogue #3

Tak: What is this strange place? What's going on?
Wanda: Er... We have no idea!
Tak: You must be some new kind of Juju spirit, here to guide me...
Wanda: This whole situation sure doesn't look so good...
Tak: We need to find out what happened.
Cosmo: You'll need help for that.
Wanda: But our wands are out of juice!
Tak: I need to get these guys out. Looks like I'll need to find the pod keys for that.
Wanda: Wow! He's a genius!
Cosmo: And smart too!
Tak: Well, I guess I'd better start looking!

  • Dialogue #4

Tak: Trees, vines... I'm home!!
Wanda: Guess that's why they call it a jungle.
Tak: My village isn't far from here. What's the plan?
Cosmo: Who needs a plan? Let's just start running around!
Wanda: We have to find out who's got the scanning pod key. So let's begin by exploring the area.
Cosmo: I told you! Time to start running around!
Tak: Let's go!
Wanda: Keep an eye out for trouble - there will be factory mechs and worse hanging around...

  • Dialogue #5

Tak: What a cute little guy... Wait - that's me!
Wanda: Yikes! It's a giant evil toy version of Tak.
Cosmo: He's got a scanning pod key!
Tak: Maybe he'll be happy to help me out, as we have so much in common?

  • Dialogue #6

Cosmo: Hooray! You did it!
Wanda: Now you can use the key to release someone else from the scanning pod to help!

  • Dialogue #7

Cosmo: You can now free someone from their scanning pod! Who will it be?

  • Dialogue #8

Cosmo: Home sweet home! It's nice to be back in Fairy World.
Wanda: But what's all that!? Someone's been building factories everywhere.
Tak: We should put a stop to them.
Wanda: I don't like the look of those robot fairies. Watch out for their flying attacks!

  • Dialogue #9

Wanda: Timmy! What have they done to you?
Cosmo: He looks like a toy. And evil. Like a big Evil Toy Timmy.
Tak: A big Evil Toy Timmy with the key I need to free the others.
Wanda: Well, I guess you'd better go get it then.

  • Dialogue #10

Cosmo: Wow! You defeated Evil Toy Timmy.
Tak: What's this Evil Toy Timmy's robot parts have a 'Made by Professor Calamitous' stamp on them.
Wanda: That must be who built all these toys factories. What is he up to?
Cosmo: Some kind of evil plan... But who cares! We've got the second key. Let's go grab someone else from the scanning pods!

  • Dialogue #11

Cosmo: Brrr. This place gives me the creeps.
Wanda: This must be the Ghost Zone.
Tak: Why would Professor Calamitous build factories here?
Wanda: He must be using ghost energy to power his crazy technology.
Tak: Not if we put a stop to it.
Wanda: Be careful. These evil toys will have ghost powers. They will appear when you least expect it.

  • Dialogue #12

Tak: He sure looks scary.
Cosmo: Yikes!
Wanda: His ghost powers will make him nearly invulnerable. Use the Fenton Ghost Disruptors to stop him going ghost.
Tak: And what do I do to stop him being scary?
Wanda: Umm... Close your eyes?
Cosmo: I'm going to be over here... far away.
Wanda: Yeah, we don't want to get in your way.

  • Dialogue #13

Wanda: You did it!
Cosmo: He wasn't so scary after all.
Tak: This ghost energy looks like it's being piped to another factory. A factory in Bikini Bottom.
Wanda: It's about time we put a stop to this whole crazy scheme. Grab the key, let's go get some reinforcements...
Cosmo: ...and have a picnic?
Wanda: ...and find the next factory!

  • Dialogue #14

Tak: Glub!
Wanda: Sorry!
(POOF!)
Wanda: There you go. You can breathe underwater now. But it will only last for a short time, so you'll have to find your way into the factory quickly.
Cosmo: Watch out for those clockwork crabs. Their claws have a long reach, and they'll do their best to grab you.

  • Dialogue #15

Cosmo: How cute! Evil toy SpongeBob has got himself an evil toy octopus robot thingy!
Wanda: You'll have to destroy the octopus arms first.

  • Dialogue #16

Wanda: Victory!
Tak: Here's the last key!
Cosmo: Yippie! It's a party!
Wanda: Now that we can free everyone, we should go look for Professor Calamitous.
Cosmo: Does that mean no party?
Tak: Let's go to Retroville, where this whole thing began...

  • Dialogue #17

Wanda: I thought this was supposed to be a nice little town?
Cosmo: Looks like the whole place has been taken over by this stinky factory.
Tak: This must be where the Professor Calamitous started. His evil ways have completely taken over the town!
Cosmo: He needs a new decorator...
Wanda: His Retrobots are everywhere. Be careful, they can join together and increase their power.

  • Dialogue #18

Cosmo: Jimmy's head is bigger than ever!
Wanda: This Jimmy doesn't invent things, he is an invention.
Tak: He's got a jet-pack! That's going to make things a bit tricky...
Wanda: It looks like his shield is being generated by those gizmos. I'll bet if you destroy them, his shield will be disrupted!

  • Dialogue #19

Wanda: Well done! You defeated the last of the evil toy duplicates.
Cosmo: I'm gonna miss those guys...
Wanda: But where is Professor Calamitous?
Tak: What's this? These look like application forms for a reality TV show "The World's Biggest Genius".
Cosmo: And they didn't invite me?
Wanda: That must be where the Professor is! This has all been part of his plan to win the show.
Tak: Quick! We have to get to the TV studio and stop him!

  • Dialogue #20

Tak: That's it! We've had enough of your scheming, Professor Calamitous.
Professor Calamitous: What are you doing here!?
Tak: We're just putting some reality back in this show. Because the reality is that you aren't much of a genius at all!
Professor Calamitous: But my beautiful plan... You've ruined everything. Or maybe not. The show's not finished yet... I still have a few minutes to impress the judges. Let's see how well you stand up against my unstoppable Mechbot of Doom!
Tak: I thought that was all going a bit too well...

  • Dialogue #21

Wanda: Yeah! You showed him who was boss!
Cosmo: Three cheers for our heroes!
The Biggest Genius Host: And that's it folks, our contestant's time is up! Let's see what our judges think...
(the Nicktoons as judges show "0" cards)
Tak: Looks like the show's over, Professor Calamitous!

Nintendo DS

Invader Zim

  • Ow!
  • Don't ignore me!
  • FEAR ME!!!

Dialogues

  • Dialogue #1

Timmy: Uh... Isn't that supposed to be you, SpongeBob?

  • Dialogue #2

Danny: Whoa! So there really IS a Fairy World!
Timmy: Sure, I come here all the time. Mainly to his things.
SpongeBob: Well, it looks like they're (...). Hahahahahahah!
Timmy: Let's find the key and get out of here! (...) we stick around!