Nicktoons: Globs of Doom

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SpongeBob SquarePants featuring Nicktoons: Globs of Doom is the 2008 sequel to the 2005 Nicktoons Unite!, 2006 Nicktoons: Battle for Volcano Island and 2007 Nicktoons: Attack of the Toybots. Characters from SpongeBob SquarePants, Danny Phantom, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, Tak and the Power of Juju and Invader Zim appear. Danny, SpongeBob, Jimmy, Tak and Zim team up with their villains to save their worlds from the Globulous.

PlayStation 2 and Wii

Invader Zim

  • Gadget in sling. I must get to GIR!
  • Chicken.
  • You GIR-controlling goo creature. Fear me for I'm Zim.
  • You will bow to Zim! Maybe not today but you will!
  • Trouble ahead!
  • Plunge of Doom.
  • Welcome to your doom.
  • My powers are (...).
  • Inferior human! GIR will be free.
  • Get over here.
  • And the Monkey Show shall begin.
  • Not so fast.
  • The Irken armada is not (...).
  • Amazing (...).
  • I will be again watching.
  • Stand back!
  • Silly coins.
  • Just... a... little... more.
  • Feel the power!
  • Ah! More enemies to be beaten.
  • Come to Zim.
  • Run shall the others of Irken arrive.
  • Destroy.

Beautiful Gorgeous

  • Breaking up this is hard to do.
  • Oh, goody.
  • Trouble ahead.
  • Why pouring a lever is so hard?
  • Don't look down.
  • Oh, great.
  • Uh, there's more goo.
  • Like be free.


  • Look what you're stepping on.
  • The floor.
  • One just step.
  • This giant monstrosity makes me as a match for (...).
  • Woo-hoo!


  • They just don't know when to give up.
  • I've almost got it.
  • Splash'em.
  • We have contact.
  • Why pouring a lever is so hard?
  • Oh, yeah!

Ms. Bitters

  • I would thank you.

Prof. Membrane

  • More things to the rescue. Do the right thing.
  • Inventions needed. (...)
  • Please hurry! I have lot of work to do.
  • Excellent rescue! Now back to my inventions.


  • Haha! You're too silly for me.
  • Need friends!
  • Intruderrr!
  • Hey, look! I love you so not.
  • Ahaha! Ahahahaha! Ahahahaha!
  • I love this show.


  • Dialogue #1

(we see the "In the deepest reaches of space..." title, then we see orange meteors coming to Earth, then we see Bikini Bottom where SpongeBob and Squidward are going to work)
SpongeBob: Ah, Squidward. What a day.
Squidward: Pfft.
SpongeBob: What a life.
Squidward: It would be, if I didn't have to go to work.
SpongeBob: Isn't it just a great day? Hey, Squidward, what's...
(orange splat thing falls on Squidward, revealing to be a Morphoid)
SpongeBob: ...that stuff?
Squidward: (controlled by Morphoid) SpongeBob. SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: I think we're gonna be late for work.
(Patrick comes)
Patrick: SpongeBob, what's happening? What is this stuff?
SpongeBob: I don't know, Patrick. But whatever you do, DON'T LET IT TOUCH YOU!
Patrick: Well, I'm trying not to. Why?
(points at Squidward)
Squidward: SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: That's why.
Patrick: What are we gonna do?
(Jimmy Neutron comes out of the portal)
SpongeBob: Jimmy Neutron?
Jimmy: Quick! Through the portal!
SpongeBob: Wait! What about Squidward?
Jimmy: You can only help by coming with me on the Volcano Island. Now!
(SpongeBob, Patrick and Jimmy go through the portal, then we see the Morphoids falling on the whole Bikini Bottom, later SpongeBob, Patrick and Jimmy are on the Volcano Island)
SpongeBob: The Mawgu Lair!
Jimmy: (to Patrick) Don't touch that! I haven't figured out what it does yet. I've established our makeship headquarters here.
SpongeBob: How come we need headquarters?
(Danny Phantom comes)
Danny: We're all under attack. Jimmy's home in Retroville, mine in Amity Park.
(Tak comes)
Tak: Even Pupununu.
(Technus, Beautiful Gorgeous, Plankton and Traloc come)
Technus: All of us are threaten.
Danny: Technus? Beautiful Gorgeous?
Tak: Traloc!
SpongeBob: Plankton?
Beautiful Gorgeous: Yes, yes. You know us.
Jimmy: Okay, let's be simple. I invited the Evil Syndicate here for a reason.
Tak: But they're evil.
Patrick: How can you be so sure the Evil Syndicate... are evil?
SpongeBob: I'd say the "Evil" part of the name is a dead give away.
Technus: All our homes are threaten. The only way to defeat this enemy is to join forces.
Jimmy: We've all gotta work together on this one.
(Invader Zim and Dib come)
Zim: Me and Dib would help too.
(Zim comes to Nicktoons)
SpongeBob: You're joining our side?
Zim: I am the superior life form from the planet Irk. I'm not evil. Just... uhhh... curious.
Plankton: (to Dib) You're joining our side?
Dib: I fight aliens. If Zim's over there, then I'm over here.
SpongeBob: Okay, so we're all working together to stop this stuff. What do you got?
Technus: We've been tracking them for a while now. They're called Morphoids.
(the Old Hermit Crab comes)
The Old Hermit Crab: Ow, visitors. I didn't hear the doorbell. You don't know how this thing works, do you?
Jimmy: Mawgu technology. It's old. But if I'd get to seek what's in, I think I can adapt it to help us fight with the Morphoids.
Beautiful Gorgeous: (to Tak) So, what are doing when you're not being a hero?
Tak: On my off time I practice the ancient art of Juju.
SpongeBob: Sounds like you've got it working. (SpongeBob is scanned and gets a weapon) A bubble blow wand. I'm ready!
Jimmy: With the ray in bubble solution. Impressive. It scans your molecular make up to create custom weapon invented with Mawgu technology.
Beautiful Gorgeous: A personality scan with the weapons to match? I'm next! Now hit it hair boy. (Beautiful Gorgeous is scanned and gets a megaphone) A megaphone? Ha, I got a megaphone? What do you think I am? A cheerleader?
Tak: This is some powerful Juju. Light me up. (Tak is scanned and gets the staff) Whoa! Mawgu Juju!
SpongeBob: Well, boo-hoo for the goo. Come on! I'm ready! I'm ready, I'm ready. Let's save Bikini Bottom.

  • Dialogue #2

Bubble Bass: Ah, I love Krabby Patties.
(the orange slime falls on Bubble Bass' Krabby Patty)
SpongeBob: Noooo!!
(Bubble Bass eats the slimed Krabby Patty, then he gets hypnotized and growing bigger)
SpongeBob: Bubble Bass must be heading straight for the Krusty Krab.

  • Dialogue #3

(the Old Hermit Crab almost stepped on Plankton)
Plankton: You blasted crustacean! Watch where you're walking!
Old Hermit Crab: Sorry, little one! You're so small, I hardly saw ya.
Plankton: Little one? Out of my way! You will bow to Plankton. Eventually... (Plankton is scanned and gets a hammer) A hammer? I don't want a hammer.
Jimmy: Don't be so one-eyed about it. The Mawgu enhancement means that you guys get something you always wanted.
Plankton: But this isn't a Krabby Patty Secret Recipe.
Jimmy: No. Size.
(Plankton gets bigger)
Plankton: Yes. Now I can crush my enemies and take over the world! Ahahahaha.
(we see Plankton's still shorter than others)
Plankton: Hey, what gives?
Dib: Move it! Time to let the paranormal expert to show you how it's done.
(Dib is scanned and gets a balloon launcher)
Beautiful Gorgeous: Ha! A balloon launcher. After you're done saving the universe you can make a living doing kid's party.
Zim: (to Jimmy) Inferior human, give me my weapon.
(Zim is scanned and gets a plunger)
Technus: A plunger?
Zim: Not just any plunger, this is the PLUNGER OF DOOM!
Plankton: Come on, the Chum Bucket's in danger.

  • Dialogue #4

Traloc: Yes!
SpongeBob: Yes!
(the Bubble Bass threw up the orange slime at SpongeBob)
SpongeBob: I mean, no!
Danny: The goo's all over you but you're not mutating.
Jimmy: It has to be your unique sponge-like culturistic that somehow makes you immune to the goo's mutating effects.
SpongeBob: Yuck. Now I know how a pancake feels under all that syrup.
(later on the Volcano Island)
SpongeBob: No. Look! (in trance) Your world will end. My globs of doom will rain over your world and take control. Aaaah!
Zim: Good voice.
Tak: SpongeBob, are you okay?
SpongeBob: I think so.
Old Hermit Crab: Follow me. I have something to show you. (trying to use the feather as a key) Ooh. Sorry. Don't know what I was thinking.
Plankton: What's that?
Jimmy: It looks like a giant robot.
Old Hermit Crab: That's the Vessel of Portentia. (opens a door) There are four pieces missing. If you collect them and get this thing working, you can stop the Morphoids.
Traloc: He's as crazy as a coconut but I like how he's thinking.
Jimmy: Come on, then! We've got a robot to build!

  • Dialogue #5

(everybody is near Zim's skool, GIR comes playing with taco)
GIR: Taco, taco.
Zim: GIR! Unhand that taco. We need it.
(the Morphoid falls on GIR and controls him)
GIR: Ahaha! Ahahahaha!
Jimmy: He's under the control of the Morphoids!
Dib: You know, I've always wanted to say this. Attaaack!

  • Dialogue #6

(the slime from Zim's house comes out of the window and falls on SpongeBob)
SpongeBob: Hey. Do I have a sign on me that says 'goo sponge'? What's happening?
(later on the Volcano Island)
SpongeBob: We've got it. The first piece of the Vessel of... (SpongeBob is in trance again) But it will not be enough to stop me from smothering your insignificent planet.
Zim: Hey! You will not imitate me!
Jimmy: His absorbtion of the goo is creating a wave link with whoever is controlling the Morphoids. It's speaking through him.
Patrick: SpongeBob! Snap out of it! (Patrick gives SpongeBob a Krabby Patty) Mmmm. Smell that Krabby Patty. Breathe it in, SpongeBob. Breathe it in.
SpongeBob: Where am I?
Danny: It's where we're going that's important. Amity Park. The second piece of the Vessel of Portentia has got to be there somewhere.

  • Dialogue #7

Danny: If we don't stop them, they'll destroy Amity Park.
(the Morphoid falls on the Ghost Dog)
Danny: Ghost Dog!
(the Ghost Dog digs out the Fenton Thermos)
Beautiful Gorgeous: It'll take more than a squeaky toy to fix this, Danny. The Morphoids control him now.
Zim: Yes. This squeaky toy will do you no good. You need the Plunger of Doooom! After him!
Beautiful Gorgeous: Aw. You're so brave and cute for such a green guy.
(the Ghost Dog is running away)
Tak: My Juju powers are telling me something.
Technus: That you're not wearing a shirt?
Tak: That thing in the dog's mouth is the missing piece we need. Come on!
Traloc: There is no way I'm wiping off the drool.

  • Dialogue #8

(the Ghost Dog crashes at the wall causing his orange slime to fall on SpongeBob again)
SpongeBob: Hmm. I'm no shaman, but I can guess what's gonna happen next. (SpongeBob is covered with orange slime again, later on Volcano Island we see Old Kermit Crab holding the Ghost Catcher)
Old Hermit Crab: Hey, where'd you get this stuff? Very soothy on the joints.
SpongeBob: (in trance again) Little yellow one. You are soft and squishy and highly absorbent. I am Globulous Maximus, ruler of the Morphoids. I speak through you.
Beautiful Gorgeous: Oh, there goes porous puppet again.
Patrick: I know how to fix'em.
(Patrick gives SpongeBob two Krabby Patties but it doesn't work, then Technus thumps SpongeBob in the nose)
SpongeBob: Ah, that's better.
Jimmy: SpongeBob! What did you see?
SpongeBob: It wasn't pretty.
Danny: Sounds like the Sponge has a story to tell, and I guess we can't stop him.
(Technus makes a fire from electricity)
SpongeBob: I saw evil... and his name is Globulous Maximus. Older than time itself. A giant ball of goo. It absorbs everything in its path and it's headed our way. It is doom, but I sense too that it is gloom. It is Evil. It is doomy and gloomy and evil.
Patrick: That's not good.
Tak: I agree. (Tak put the fire out with his staff) All done without electricity.
Patrick: Evil, doom and gloom can only lead to one thing...
Plankton: And that would be...
Patrick: Kaboom!
Dib: If you know so much, how come you're not out there to fighting with us?
Patrick: When the Mawgu machine scanned me, it gave me this.
(he picks off the TV remote from his pocket)
Jimmy: There's no time to waste. We've got to find the next piece of the Vessel of Portentia.

  • Dialogue #9

(in Retroville, we hear a scream)
Jimmy: What is that?
Plankton: Sorry, sometimes I scare easily, okay?
(we see giant girl-eating plant)
Jimmy: My girl-eating plant! It's grown the size of the building.
(we see the plant has swallowed the piece and is holding Cindy)
Beautiful Gorgeous: And you really need to get control of yourself.
Jimmy: We've got to get that piece that's just swallowed.
Beautiful Gorgeous: Can you make her stop screaming?

  • Dialogue #10

(the girl-eating plant threw up the orange slime at SpongeBob, but it missed)
SpongeBob: Yeah! Whew. Glad it missed me that time.
(then another ball of goo hits SpongeBob)
SpongeBob: Oh, tartar sauce.
Danny: Come on. We've nearly have all the pieces.
(later on Volcano Island)
Old Hermit Crab: The third piece. Only one more to go. (while exiting the portal, SpongeBob bumps at The Old Hermit Crab) Mother.
Traloc: He doesn't look good.
Zim: (notices SpongeBob) Neither does he.
SpongeBob: He's here. He's here. The evil one. Globulous Maximus is here. Fish paste, are we doomed. Look.
Patrick: SpongeBob's right. Here comes the jelly and we're the toast.
Jimmy: Not quite. By my calculations, we have just enough time to get to Pupununu and find the last piece.

  • Dialogue #11

(the heroes and villains are in Pupununu)
Plankton: What? You live here?
Traloc: It beats living in the bucket.
Tak: Come on. We've got to find Jibolba.
Technus: Jib-who?-what?
Tak: My mentor. He may know where the piece is hidden.
SpongeBob: May the Juju be with you.

  • Dialogue #12

(somewhere in Pupununu, SpongeBob finds the last piece, later on Volcano Island)
Old Hermit Crab: (to Patrick) Hey. Stop that. No greasy fingerprints on the screen.
Patrick: SpongeBob. What are we going to do? The Glob thing is nearlier.
SpongeBob: (in trance again) Square yellow creature of happiness. You are unlike anyone I have met before...
Dib: How true.
SpongeBob: (in trance) ...I have grown tired of my gooey life. And for the first moment since the beginning of time, I, Globulous Maximus choose to become something else. Someone else. Actually, I choose to become... you. (SpongeBob gets back to normal) Me? (in trance again) Yes, you. I like you. You are good. You are happy. You are wholesome. Like wholemade friend.
Plankton: Sheesh! And I thought this Maximus guy was smart.
SpongeBob: No, no, no! There's already enough of me, Jimmy, have we got all the missing pieces?
Jimmy: Affirmative. Vessel of Portentia is fully operational.
SpongeBob: Then it's time to chew bubble gum and blow.
Danny: And we're all out to bubble gum.

  • Dialogue #13

(the Vessel of Portentia is blasting off the Volcano Island and goes into space, the heroes and villains reach the Globulous Maximus)
SpongeBob: Hey, goo guy. You are gooing down.
Traloc: (to Technus) Hey, Sparky. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Technus: Depends. If you're thinking evil thoughts.
Beautiful Gorgeous: That we could capture the Globulous Maximus.
Technus: And use him for our own future evil plans?
Plankton: Now that's awfully tempting.
Technus: And you know what I like about being evil?
Beautiful Gorgeous: Heavy black eyeliners?
Technus: We always give in the temptation. Let's do it.
(Danny, Jimmy, SpongeBob, Patrick, Tak and Zim are ejected from spaceship)
Globulous Maximus: I don't want to be used for evil.
SpongeBob: Is it just me, or does anyone else feel sorry for the big fella.
Jimmy: Well, he did attempt to take over the place as we call home.
Globulous Maximus: Before I go, I want you to know something. Something important. I was created along with the beginning of the universe.
Jimmy: You mean during the Big Bang?
Globulous Maximus: No, during the Big Sneeze.
(in the flashback, the stars creating a head sneeze and Globulous Maximus comes out)
SpongeBob: You mean, you're not evil then? You're a giant booger?
(Globulous Maximus nodded)
Tak: Then why are you trying to take over the worlds?
Globulous Maximus: Well, how would you feel if you were born a booger? You'd be upset too.
SpongeBob: No, I would be proud. Embrace your gooiness. It's what you are. Or, is it who you are? Well, I'm not quite sure, but it's "snot bad". Hahahaha.
Globulous Maximus: You're right, SpongeBob. I want to change my ways. But what's the point? Time, the very thing that created me is slipping away.
SpongeBob: Not if I can help it.
(everyone gives Globulous a Krabby Patty, except Zim who throws a hanky)
Globulous Maximus: Oh, hardy har. Very funny, guys. I'm maybe a booger but... (Buuuuuurp!) Ah, that's better.
SpongeBob: Great. so what are we going to do?
Globulous Maximus: I have an idea.
(Globulous turns around and gets the shape of SpongeBob)

  • Dialogue #14

(the Vessel exploded)
Plankton: I know what happens now.
Dib: Yeah, this is where all you evil doers retreat with your tails between your legs.
Plankton: No! One of us has to pound their fist and say 'Curses! Foiled again!'. Like this. Curses! Foiled again!
Dib: Oh, puhleese.
Technus: Come here, little fella. I'm with ya.
Plankton: Well, I'm glad someone understands how to finish the story.
Technus: Curses! Foiled again!
(Technus squishes Plankton with fist)
Plankton: Ow!
(we see Globulous in shape of SpongeBob taking the heroes back to Earth to Volcano Island)
SpongeBob: Thanks, Globby baby. Everything is safe at last.
Tak: What are you gonna do now when you're not evil?
Globulous: My friends, you have taught me to be proud of who I am. And that is SpongeGlob.
SpongeBob: SpongeGlob?
SpongeGlob: I will right the wrongs of my past and make a mans throughout the universe. Goodbye.
(SpongeGlob flies away to space)
Jimmy: If he was born a giant booger that means something with a nose THAT BIG created him... and think how big you'd have to be to have that big nose.
SpongeBob: Old Hermit Crab, we couldn't have done it without ya. We owe you a big... ah, ah, achoo!
(SpongeBob sneezes at everyone with orange slime he absorbed)
Patrick: Hey, you think this is just like when time began? You know, like... like the beginning, early on.
Old Hermit Crab: No, Patrick, feels more like the end.
(we see "The End" title on the screen)

Nintendo DS

SpongeBob SquarePants

  • I'm ready!
  • Yeah!


  • Technus!


  • Dialogue #1

Old Hermit Crab: What was I doing? Oh, where did I put that book? (he reads the book) Ow! Impending doom? That's not good! In... case... of... emergency... contact...
(later in Retroville)
Jimmy: Oh no!
(Old Hermit Crab calls to him)
Old Hermit Crab: Jimmy! I just found a prophecy that faretells the end.