One on One (TV series)

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One on One (2001-2006) was a television series, airing on the now defuct UPN network, about a single sportscaster, who becomes a full-time dad when his teenage daughter moves in with him when his ex-wife decides to accept a job out of the country.


Season 1

When Flex Got Breanna [1.1]

Breanna: And I am behind your back and all your pickup lines is whack.

Flex: When my daughter is in town, my pants don't come down.

Jailbait [1.2]

Radioactive Platonic [1.3]

School Dazed [1.4]

My Life as a Dog [1.5]

Breanna:[writing a letter to Tracy] Dear Tracy I hate you, you disgust me, missing much, Breanna.
Spirit: Girl you are baring your soul too much.

Let's Wait Awhile [1.6]

Playing Possum [1.7]

tiffiny:Your cheers are way to ghetto.

Breanna: Hold-up who she be callin' ghetto.

Tiffiny: You and your friend are spunky

Breanna: thanks we can keep a good attitude.

Tiffiny: I mean spunky the funky possum one can be the head and one could be the ass.

Phantom Menace [1.8]

Fifteen Candles [1.9]

Mi Casa Es Mi Casa [1.10]

Flex: You are not Destiny's Child, you are my child so Beyonce yourself back in the room and change.

Tonya:What in the hell is going on here

Thanksgiving it to Me, Baby [1.11]

Santa Baby [1.12]

Tame Me, I'm the Shrew [1.13]

The Case of the Almost Broken Heart [1.14]

Adventures in Double-Dating [1.15]

Spirit: So the whole breakup with Keith was fake.
Breanna: Girl, it was as fake as the Gucci boots his momma was wearing.

Me and My Shadow [1.16]

It's Raining Women [1.17]

Breanna: You're not going to tell my daddy I scratched his record.
Duane: Aw. The tears of a child, and yet I feel nothing.

The Way You Make Me Feel [1.18]

Natasha: You must be Spirit. Breanna was right you're not afraid to take fashion risks.
Spirit: Yeah, girl. So you'll be suprised with what I can put together. BAM, my mama's old bathroom rug from yesterday, a new coat today. Girl, it's 2002, get with times.

Love Means Never Having to Say I Know You [1.19]

Natasha: Your lips are so soft.
Arnaz: So are yours, Breanna.
Natasha: BREANNA!?

Fatal Attractions [1.20]

Derrick: You wanna be down with us.
Arnaz: Really awsome I mean hell yeah.

Misery [1.21]

Flex:take of care your self.
Tonya: Not before I take care of you Mr.Flex "Walk out on me" Washington.

He Got Game...Again [1.22]

Nicole: You know Flex, it looks like the only thing your gonna get is "best looking" in the team photo.
Flex: Yeah especially if you're in it.

Season 2

I Believe I Can Fly (1) [2.1]

Malik: Girl, you know you want me.
Vanessa: Please I need a sugar daddy not a milk dud.

I Believe I Can Fly (2) [2.2]

Nicole: Breanna we got to go. We need to buy you some winter panties.
Breanna: I know she did not just say panties. Dang I miss my dad.

Unemployment Up, Pride Down [2.3]

Daddy in Overdrive [2.4]

Pop Art [2.5]

Give Me Some Credit [2.6]

Give'em an Inch, They'll Throw a Rave [2.7]

Arnaz: Hey Foxy....
Cheryl: What did you say, boy?
Arnaz: [surprised] Momma???!!!

Cheryl: Flex, did you honestly think you could be able to trust your kid [rest of the parents laugh]

A Fla-dap by Any Other Name [2.8]

Crappy Birthday [2.9]

Is It Safe? [2.10]

Everybody Loves Whom? [2.11]

Daddy, I Don't Need an Edumacation [2.12]

Daddy's Other Girl [2.13]

The One About Your Friends [2.14]

The Test [2.15]

Take This Job and Love It [2.16]

Where Everybody Knows Your Name [2.17]

I Know What You Did Last Thursday [2.18]

Meet the Parents [2.19]

Checkmate Daddy [2.20]

Heart to Heart [2.21]

Stuck on You [2.22]

Find My Wife, Please [2.23]

Season 3

It's a Family Thing [3.1]

Stepmom, Misstep [3.2]

Creepin [3.3]

PTAmore [3.4]

2 Young 2 Curious [3.5]

One Hand Washington's The Other [3.6]

I Hear White People [3.7]

Keeping It [3.8]

Tears of a Clown [3.9]

Spy Games [3.10]

Breanna: I'll call her cab, moving van and ambulance!

It's a Miserable Life [3.11]

Dream Seller [3.12]

East Meets East Coast [3.13]

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad Hip Hop World [3.14]

The Catch [3.15]

He's Not Heavy, He's My Half-Brother [3.16]

Spy Games Reloaded [3.17]

Cabin Fever [3.18]

Sleepless in Baltimore [3.19]

No More Wire Hangers [3.20]

The Prodigal Brother [3.21]

Splitting Hairs [3.22]

The Play's The Thing (1) [3.23]

Holly: Everyone's staring at us.

Flex: I know. It's like we're an exhibit at a tolerance museum.

Bright Lights, Big City (2) [3.24]

Season 4

We'll Take Manhattan [4.1]

[cell phone ring]
Spirit: It's my momma.
[cell phone ring]
Breanna: It's my daddy.
[cell phone ring]
Arnaz: It's my Duane.

Zen Daddy [4.2]

Follow That Car [4.3]

Dirty Laundry [4.4]

Rock the Vote [4.5]

Manic Monday [4.6]

You Don't Have to Go Home... [4.7]

Daddy's Home [4.8]

Who Brought the Jive Turkey? [4.9]

Lost in the Headlights [4.10]

Flex: Nobody looks like the girls in the magazines! The girls in the magazines don't even look like the girls in the magazines!

Mojo No Mo [4.11]

Shock Jock [4.12]

Goodbye, Mr. Chips [4.13]

Lock Blockin [4.14]

Rock and a Hard Place [4.15]

Contract High [4.16]

Accidental Love (1) [4.17]

Accidental Love (2) [4.18]

Glug, Glug [4.19]

Spirit: My head hurts. This is worse than when my weave is too tight.

Save the First Dance [4.20]

Cap and Frown [4.21]

The Graduates [4.22]

Season 5

One on One Remix [5.1]

Money's Tight and So Are My Abs [5.2]

D-Mack:[Talking to pet dog] "We can hit up the mall later. If I get some girls, I'll pay Lisa to let you hump her leg."

House Dad [5.3]

Static Clingy [5.4]

Study Buddy [5.5]

Where's My Yemmy? [5.6]

Who's the Boss? [5.7]

Venice Boulevard of Broken Dreams [5.8]

One on One, One Oh Oh [5.9]

Waiting for Huffman [5.10]

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like... Venice [5.11]

Missing the Daddy Express [5.12]

Fame and the Older Woman [5.13]

Espresso Your Love [5.14]

Tijuana Break Up? [5.15]

Dump Me? Dump You! [5.16]

Recipe for Disaster [5.17]

The Reel World [5.18]

California Girl [5.19]

Double Trouble [5.20]

I Love LA Part 1 [5.21]

I Love LA Part 2 [5.22]

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