The New Paul O'Grady Show

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The Paul O'Grady Show (formerly The New Paul O'Grady Show) is a British comedy chat show on Channel 4, formerly aired on ITV1. The Channel 4 show is filmed at the The London Studios in London. Paul O'Grady, the comic from Birkenhead, previously more famous for his female alter-ego Lily Savage, hosts the weekday teatime chat show which is a mixture of celebrity guests, comic stunts and pieces, as well as viewer competitions.

Show catchphrases

  • "Evenin' folks!"
  • "It's fun, fun, fun, fun, fun all the way campers!
  • "They've only came in for the warm"
  • "Times are hard and friends are few" (usually to competition winners)
  • "If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya"
  • "Believe you, me"
  • "Oh puh-lease"
  • "Spend it on yourself"
  • "Oooh, what? Fabulous!"
  • "Bert, get your finger out your nose and play the VT"
  • "Live at 5(pm) on (Channel)4"
  • "C'mon Bust, do yer trick!"
  • "Roll the clip, Bert!"
  • "<put DVD name here> is out now on DVDVDVD."
  • "Ooooh, by 'eck Lover Dover Clover!"
  • "It's time for me to get busy on my organ as we play the 'two thousand pound organ game'. Are you ready? 1, 2, 3.."
  • "Keep up or I get ratty"
  • "So what more d'ya want?"
  • "Let me 'ear ya"
  • "I think it's time for my medication!"
  • "It's the medication!"
  • "It's the pills!"
  • "Don't jump Buster!" (when on edge of desk)
  • "Buster, go and play in the Blue Peter garden, but don't dig Shep up"
  • "On tonight's show it's the one and only..."
  • "Imagine if an American tourist in a hotel room tuned in now..."
  • "Oh look it's Windy Miller waving his arm about"
  • "In a minute Buster is going to jump off here and drag a pensioner around the studio by the hem of her mac"
  • "I will definitely come and see you in (insert musical/play name here)"
  • "It was a great read"
  • "I'm not gonna do the rules today cos I can't be bothered"
  • "Riff Raff" (refering the audience)
  • "Behave or I'll chuck / throw / sling me tea over you" (to audience)
  • "Raise the roof for (guest name)
  • "Oh come on Buster, we're leaving!"
  • "Now don't go send me in (random food product Paul mentions he likes)"

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