Prank calls

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Prank calls are popular with children and there are many that are considered "classics."

  • "Do you have Prince Albert in a can? Well you'd better let him out!" (calling a tobacco store)
  • "Is your refrigerator(/nose) running? Well you'd better go and catch it!"

Bart Simpson was well known for his phone calls to Moe's bar. Some examples of this type of prank call are shown below. A good compilation of these is at http://www.doheth.co.uk/lists/prank.shtml

Caller: Is Al there? Callee: Al? Caller: Yeah, Al. Last name Kahalic? Callee: Hold on, I'll check. Phone call for Al... Al Coholic. Is there an Al Coholic here?

Burton's Pig Farm Prank

Caller: Hi, is this Burton's Pig Farm? I ordered some hog and was wondering if they'd arrived.

Callee: No, this is <insert your name here>'s house.

Call again ten minutes later, with new voice . Caller: Hi, is this Burton's Pig Farm? I ordered some hogs and was wondering if they'd arrived.

Callee: No, this is <insert your name here>'s house.

Repeat as many times as you can. Final call.

Caller: Hi, this is Sandy BoVina with Burton's Pig Farm. I was expecting some orders. Have you had any calls for me?

Callee: Arrrrrggggghhhhh!

Helpful Links:

Fred Cipriano's Prank Calls

KDK Prank calls