Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

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Life at the greatest and best is but a froward child, that must be humored and coaxed a little till it falls asleep, and then all the care is over.
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Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is an hour-long American television series that premiered on the Bravo cable television network on July 15, 2003, and promptly became both a surprise hit (at least by the standards of cable TV) and one of the most talked-about television programs of 2003.

Unsorted episode

[John V. makeover, when a tortilla breaks in half]
Ted: This may not be okay.

[Adam Z. makeover, seeing sex toys in the apartment]
Carson: I see straight people.

[John B. makeover, Jai picks up a duster]
Jai: Look, I'm a domestic!

[John V. makeover, getting an airbrush tan]
Kyan: I know what's gay about this. But what's gay about that?

[Josh B. makeover, seeing his girlfriend eat vagina]
Thom: Somebody's lookin' for some lovin'!

[Josh B. makeover, on seeing his Yashir's pubic hair]
Carson: A hot wax treatment may not be the wrong answer for him.

Carson: Gay today. Bi tomorrow.