Raising Helen is a 2004 American comedy/drama film directed by Garry Marshall.
to Audrey's boyfriend: If you ever so blink in Audrey's direction I will bury you so deep into the ground that the heat from the Earth's core will incinerate your sorry ass!
(after finding Audrey and boyfriend in motel room): Well... Well, are you ready for this? [Jenny who is pregnant motions to her stomach] I don't think so. Are you ready to be a parent? I don't think so!