Robert Orben

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Robert Orben (born March 4, 1927) is an American magician and professional comedy writer. He is also an author of books for magicians. He wrote a book called "Speaker's Handbook of Humor".



  • Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the most successful people in the world. If I'm not there, I go to work.
  • Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
  • There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
  • A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
  • Never raise a hand to your children; it leaves your mid-section exposed.

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