Robots

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Robots

  • Bigweld: Whether you're made of old parts, new parts or spare parts, you can shine no matter what you're made of.
  • Bigweld: See a need, fill a need!
  • Fender: Just stick with me, kid. I know this town like the back of my hand. (sees something on his hand) Hey, that's new! (gets blown off his feet by a giant hammer)
  • Ratchet: Why be you when you can be new?
  • Piper: Hi! I'm Piper, rhymes with "viper"! (hisses)
  • Bigweld: Gasket, you're a sick, twisted, evil robot.
    Madame Gasket: I try.
  • Madame Gasket: Who are these losers?
    Fender: We, sir...
    Madame Gasket: I'm a woman!
  • Piper: Did I miss the butt-whoopin'?
    Everyone: Uh, no.
  • Fender: (with Scottish accent) We've come to rescue our friend, you evil bag of bolts! And you will be defeated by the very outmodes that you scorn and detest!
  • Aunt Fanny: Say hello to my dimpled friend.
  • Rodney Copperbottom: Hey Fender.

[Rodney does arm farts]

  • Fender: Yeah Baby, let 'er rip!

[Rodney and Fender are doing arm farts]

  • Crank: What are you guys, 3 years old? This is how a man does it.

[Crank does arm farts]

  • Piper: You guys are SO gross! Besides, this is how you do it.

[Piper does arm farts]

  • Aunt Fanny: Hey kids, get a load of this...

[does BIG farts and sighs with relief; Everyone is grossed out]

  • Piper: Aunt Fanny, we were using our arms!
  • Aunt Fanny:Oh.....excuse me.
  • Crank: Ugh, light a match!
  • Lamppost: Lady... please... see a doctor...
  • Lamppost: [the lamppost dies]

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