Runaway Bride

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Love and stoplights can be cruel.
Sesame Street
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  • Don't tell me. My doorman's another one of your admirers.
  • Look, I guarantee that we'll have tough times. And I guarantee that at some point, one or both of us will want to get out of this thing. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine I'll regret it for the rest of my life. Because I know in my heart, you're the only one for me.


  • You're a cynical, explotive, mean-hearted creep who wouldn't know real love if it bit him in the armpit.
  • There is a distinct possibility that I am profoundly and irreversibly screwed up.