Rudi: What's a Panama?
Al: Navy thing.
Rudi: I didn't know you were in Panama.
Al: We wern't, we were in Nicaragua.
Rudi: So, why do you call it a Panama?
Al: We thought we were in Panama!
Sandecker:(On the phone) NO PANAMA!
Al: Next time you go!
Dirk: What the hell took you so long?
AL: What? I stopped for coffee.
Dirk: Did you get a receipt?
Al: Yeah, I got a receipt, and you know what? I got you one too!
Dirk: You're the best Al!
Al: You know what? I'll even get you the money from Sandecker.
Al: I'm so sick of being shot at!!
Rudi: But,I was hoping to meet a girl on the australian trip.
Al: No. African war zone, ship of death!
Dirk: What would you do if you were about to be exposed as the biggest polluter in history?
Al: I don't know. Run for president?
Al: What do you think, Dirk?
Dirk: Uh, I think we need to pull a Panama.
Al: A Panama? A PANAMA?!
Dirk: Al, did you get the explosives from Massardes?
Al: Couldn't find them.
Al: Didn't have time.
Al: Of course I brought the explosives!
Dirk: I'm sorry I don't speak English.
Gunboat Officer: You are speaking English right now.
Dirk: No, I only know how to say, "I don't speak English" in English.
Dirk: Hey Al, Do remember that time when we were in Morocco?
Al: Ya, when you made me ride that damn camel, that bit my ass.
Dirk: Yeah, that's the time.
Rudi: I shot a Guy with a flare gun.
Al: Hey, you know how it is when you see someone that you haven't seen since high school, and they got some dead-end job, and they're married to some woman that hates them, they got three kids who, like, think he's a joke? Wasn't there some point where you stood back and said, "Bob, don't take that job! Bob, don't marry that harpy!" You know?
Dirk: Your' point?
Al: Well, we're in the desert, looking for the source of a river pollutant, using as our map a cave drawing of a Civil War gunship, which is also in the desert. So I was just wondering when we're gonna have to sit down and re-evaluate our decision-making paradigm?
Dirk: I don't know - it seems to be working so far.
Al: Hey, I cant remember how this works... something about a fox and a rabbit... its really bugging me.