Sailor Mouth

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Sailor Mouth is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season two.


SpongeBob: Dumpster writing, the word of the people.

SpongeBob: Krabs is a... HMMMM! Krabs is a (dolphin chirps).

Garbage Man: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

SpongeBob: Sometimes, but not recently.

SpongeBob: Patrick, what's this word?

Patrick: Hmm... (slowly) Krabs.... Hey, isn't he that red sweaty guy you work for?

SpongeBob: Not that word. (points slightly offscreen) That word.

Patrick: (dolphin chirp).

Patrick: I know! It's one of those fancy sentence enhancers.

SpongeBob: Sentence enhancers?

Patrick: Ya use 'em if ya wanna talk fancy. Just sprinkle 'em over anything you say and WAMMO! You've got yourself a spicy sentence sandwich.

SpongeBob: Oh I get it. Let me try. Hey Patrick, lovely (dolphin chirp) day today.

Patrick: Why, yes, Spongebob. This (dolphin chirp) day is particularly (dolphin chirp) lovely.

SpongeBob:(dolphin chirp)!

Patrick:(dolphin chirp)!

SpongeBob: You're right, Patrick! My lips are tingling from the spiciness of this conversation.

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