They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world. Someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for.Allan K. Chalmers
- They call me Jack.
- A stranger world than this I fear I have yet to visit.
- I fear no man.
- He who runs with haste, walks without dignity.
- Music maker man, your beat is bad!
- If you are me, than who am I?
- A man who hides himself with a mask, cannot see what lies within himself.
- Looks like there'll be no money for you, crazy round man.
- WHO ELSE WANTS SOME!?
- Aku: Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shapeshifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past…and undo the future that is Aku!
- Aku: Samurai, Samurai. Why won't you DIE!?
- That's some tough talk coming from a man who wears a basket on his head!
- Ye'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy…and the crab cakes aren't half bad either.