My happiness derives from knowing the people I love are happy.Holly Ketchel
Scott Rechsteiner, better known by his stage name, Scott Steiner, is an American professional wrestler, performing for Total Nonstop Action Wrestling.
Quotes from the Book of Big Poppa Pump
- "You can get anything you want baby, you want my room number? You wanna be like be a real man? Come on baby kiss that!(While flexing his muscles) To TNA's backstage announcer Crystal Louthan"
- "You look at this face! This is the face of pain! I'm the bringer of pain! And I'm gonna destroy you! You can cry for mercy, but I don't know the meaning of the word!" (as demonic wrestler "Mega Man" in the Charmed episode Wrestling With Demons)
- "Say something nice and I'll make you scream twice!"
- "Dallas Page, look at my arm! It's bigger, than your leg!"
- "This goes out to all my freaks out there: Big Poppa Pump is your hookup; holler, if you hear me!"
- "Now last week, I was watching TV, and I watched a 53-year-old man come out here who has more loose skin than a sharpé puppy come out here and say he's still the man! I see Ric Flair, #2 the Nature Boy, come out here and be the butt-in of all the jokes, cause he's s'posed to be the limousine-ridin', jet-flyin' son of a gun, but I'm sayin' ONE TIME, you shoulda took a cab and used that money to fix yourse crooked, yellow teeth!"
"So, I ah… asked myself, "if WCW was gon… hire the Nature Boy #2, why wouldn't they hire the Nature Boy, the original Nature Boy, Buddy Rogers!? Now, I know that Buddy Rogers is dead, God rest his soul, but Ric Flair, your career is dead! And I know as he lays six feet under, cause when you used your little brain and stole his name, there's one thing you couldn't steal, that was his class! So when you walked down that aisle last week, I know I wasn't alone, because the people at home, all they did was grab the remote, change the channel to the WWF, and watch Stone Cold, a person you and your own friends got fired from here cause you're a jealous old bastard!"
"So Ric Flair, remember this! In this wrestling business, there's never been a bigger ass-kissin', butt-suckin' bastard in this business, but also in life, you're the biggest ass-kissin', back… backstabbin', butt-suckin' bastard, and you belong where you're at, in WCW, cause WCW sucks, and so do you! Me!? I'm stayin' right here in the n.W.o. 4 life!"
- "You know, I stand here in Las Vegas, Nevada...In the town that never sleeps. But I've been going for 30 days and 30 nights with a freak on my left, a freak on my right, and one in a box. So being in Las Vegas is a night off for me. So I'm just here to tell ya, Big Poppa Pump is in town and he's ready to pound."
- "Now I just heard that sniveling, crying, littla mama's boy Marcus Buff Bagwell say he wants to be, at behind my brother's back - someone I've beat up my whole life. Now Marcus, I knocked you down in Chicago in front of your mother, and I beat my brother up my whole life, so you guys are a bunch of losers!"
- "All my hoochies say: 'there's nothing finer than Scott Steiner!'"
- "You are not Big Poppa Pump and I'm gonna kick your ass!" (Towards then World Heavyweight Champion, Triple H.)
- "You know where to find me: I'll be flexin' my peaks, pleasin' my freaks... and when they say 'boom-shakalaka!', that's when you know that I'm the Big Booty Daddy! So Big Poppa Pump is your hook-up; holler, if ya hear me!!"
- "Do you want to be mesmermized by the physical phenomenon?"
- "All I care about is my peaks, and my freaks, nation-wide!"
- "DDP, you need to get a sex-change so you can get the balls to come out here and fight me!"
- "So DDP, when you in the hospital screaming in pain...your wife is going to be on her back screaming my name!"
- "All I see is nothing but a bunch of gas-pumping, tobacco-chewing, inbred, white trash!"
- "Buff Bagwell ain't nothin' but a chippendale dancer!"
- "As Chris Jericho discovered last Monday night, and this jackass found out tonight; I haven't just been sitting at home, eating potato chips, and wasting away. I'm still the genetic freak, with the largest arms in the world. So this goes out to all my freaks in South Carolina, Big Poppa Pump is your hookup; holler if you hear me!"
- "Any of you Hooches out there, wanna get some action? The Big Bad Booty Daddy will give you satisfaction!"
- "I'm not only a man, I'm a Genetic Freak!"
- "No-one can duplicate the highest peaks on earth."
- "There's nothing finer then Scott Steiner!"
- "You can handle a man, but not a Genetic Freak."
- "No, your mother sucks! YOUR MOTHER SUCKS!" (responding to fans chanting "Steiner Sucks")
- "You guys are just white trash!"
- "Tonight...I kill you."
- "SIT DOWN FAT BOY!!"
- "Well this crap, is unsellable!" (in reference to the Samoa Joe DVD "Unstoppable: The Best of Samoa Joe")
- "You put whoop-dee-do in your hair!" (talking about Christian Cage)
- "I got a problem with Samoa Joe calling himself Samoa Joe. You're a freakin' half breed, and I'm gonna treat you like a half breed."
- "I got the largest arms in the world; you see that Joe? That's a vein. Something you don't have you fat bastard."
- "Big Poppa Pump is your hookup, and the next heavyweight championship of the world!"
- "Christian Cage, you made a big mistake bein' in Sting's corner. And when people make mistakes, the Big Bad Booty Daddy makes them pay for it!"
- "But you don't know me, and you don't know what I'm caple of."
- "Everybody knowww…wants to know where I've been…"
- "CUZ I'M READY TO SNAP!"
- "The only thing I agree with is you called me mister. Now back the hell up." (to Jim Cornette)
- "Now, next week, before I stick this size 12 so far up your ass you're gonna be flossin' with my shoelaces, you already got two strikes against ya. One; you're not big enough, or strong enough to go one on one with the genetic freak. The other thing is, you're from that stinking country you call Canada. So watch, I think it's your time, to go back up, to that cesspool, that place we call MEXICO NORTH. And I apologize to all the Mexicans out there." (to Christian Cage)
- "Jeff and I thought maybe he'd pick the Ultimate Warrior, someone that's from his past, maybe his good buddy Lex Luger, or even Goldberg. But he picked Christian Cage, a guy who says he can't understand a word I'm saying. Well, you see, I come from a highly educated university, so when I come out and speak to this white trash, I gotta dumb myself down. But apparently that wasn't stupid enough for Christian Cage!"
- "See, everybody knows American white trash is up here-" (puts a hand above his head for emphasis) "-and then Canadian white trash is way down here." (points down to the ground for emphasis) "So Christian Cage, I got a question for ya: what's it like knowing you're the lowest form of homie sapien there is!?"
- "All I care about is my freaks and my peaks!"
- "Big Poppa Pump is your hookup and the next Heavyweight Championship of the World!"
- "I'm one of the most decorated tag teams ever!"
- "GIMME THE FUCKIN' MIC!" (At his debut at Raw in November 2002)
- "You wanna know what's casting a shadow?"
(flexes muscles, blocking and unblocking Jeremy Borash's face in the process)
"See your head, now you don't. See your head, now you don't. That's casting a shadow, bitch!"
- "So all you gotta do, is dot your T's and cross your I's, and step back, i'll show you how to win bitch!" (To Tomko)
- "You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit."
- "Sting is a champion of trash."
- "I'll tell you when to kiss my ass! And that's at Slammiversary, after we beat you, and I say pucker up!"
- "HEH! Who's the man!?"
- "I'm the biggest sonofabitch that ever lived!"
- "Now I don't have a doctor's permission to wrestle, but I don't need an invitation to kick your ass!"
- "That's right, Mean Gene! I don't lay down for nobody! And when do I leave here world champion tonight, it don't matter, cause it's not gonna change mah focus on gettin' even with Go-berg for fractionin' my face! And at Fall Brawl, Go-berg, I'm gonna get even with you for fractionin' my face, I'm gonna prove to you that I'm the man with the largest arms in the world, I'm the genetic freak, and size does matter! But that statement, Mean Gene… c-comes true whether I'm in the ring, or out of the ring!"
"See when I have my freaks horizontal, they understand size, they appreciate size, and size does matter. And they know that they don't have to wait for the earth to rotate on a 47-degree axis so the stars can smuck the sky and create a equalax, so they can see the big dipper. No no no. All they gotta do is call up the big Poppa, cause I'm the man with the big dipper! And satisfaction's comin when I go behind and do the bump'n'grind, and it's only a matter of time before they call me the BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY!"
"So Go-berg, realize this! I only care about two things in this world: my freaks, and my peaks! And when I beat your bald ass down at Fall Brawl, and I'm about to put you in the Steiner Recliner, I'm gonna whisper in your ear, "Size, does matter, bitch!" "
- "Shut up, shut up- no, shut up, ned! You are a redneck! You drive a redneck truck! Get a GPS in this thing- yeah, dumb! GET MY BAGS! GET MY BAGS!!! And you'll shine my shoes if I want you to!" (to Tomko)
- "I'm doing him an egg… you're not me and you Paris! I'm sanding into your dumb redneck ass! I'm hungry!" (to Tomko)
- "Goldberg, you're not going to win the Royal Rumble, I AM!"
- "AW I DIDN'T WANNA HEAR HIS OPINION!"
- "Just like at Hirojima, when Pearl Harbor bombed the Germans!"
- "Now I've wrestled a lotta countries!"
- "At Sackerfice (Sacrifice)..."
- "See Kurt Angle, what makes you think you’re so special!? You haven't done anything that I haven't already done. Who have you beaten that I already beaten. John Cena, I beat him! Batista, I beat him! and I don't care how many times Triple H had to sleep with the boss' daughter, I beat him!"
- Scott Steiner: "You know, they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe, and you can see that statement is not true! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler, you got a 50-50 chance of winnin'. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal, so you got a 25% at best at beatin' me! And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix? Your chances of winnin' drasticy go down. See the three-way, at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of wiinnin'. But I, I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, cause Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try! So, Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25 percent chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winnin' at Sacrifice! But then you take my 75 perchance chance at winnin', if we was to go one-on-one, and to add 66 2/3 ch… percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winnin at Sacrifice! See, McJoe; the numbers don't like, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice! See- but I'm gonna break it down for all you ladies." (turns to Lauren) "Would you rather be with me, or would you rather be with Joe?"
Lauren: "Well, I think Joe's kinda nice, I mean, you know?"
Steiner: "See, you're one o' those girls that like romance. I'm-a talk to all my freaks out there. Would you rather come home to me, a genetic freak, to be satisfied every night, or go home to that fatass Samoa Joe!? See, tonight, we're gonna win, and I'm gonna be the World Champion at Sacrifice! Come on, Petey! Let's go!"
- HEH?! What you want? Wanna suck my dick? (To Jackie Gayda on Raw)
- "So all you white trashes right now... sit down! get on your knees!... and pay homage to the next world champion!"
- "And I'm gonna look at the whole world.. and I'm gonna say 'VENNI VINNI VUCCI'"
- "Team 3D's gonna be taking splinter outta there FAT ASSES, cause they got some FAT ASSES!"