Shrek the Third

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Shrek the Third (called Shrek 3 in early production, not to be confused with Shrek 3-D) is the second sequel to Shrek. It was released on May 18, 2007.

Shrek

  • Listen Artie, eh, if you think this whole mad scene ain't dope, I feel you dude. I mean, I'm not trying to get all up in your grill, raise your roof or whatever.
  • (While Artie begs to Merlin to take them back) Have a heart, old man.
  • I see...a rainbow pony.

Donkey

  • (singing to Shrek and Fiona) Good morning...good morning...to you and you and yooooou.
  • (after seeing the villains, with Captain Hook on a piano) Look out! They got a piano!
  • (discovering Shrek nude in bed) AAAAH!! You know, you really need to get yourself a pair of jammies.
  • (at the end of Shrek's dream sequence, with an ogre baby head) Dada.
  • (in Puss's body) How in the Hans Christen Andersen am I supposed to parade around in these goofy boots?!

Arthur

  • (to Shrek): Please don't eat me!
  • (after Shrek tries to talk to him with cliched teenager lingo) HELP! I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY A MONSTER WHO'S TRYING TO RELATE TO ME!

Others

  • Snow White: Everybody keep calm...WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! (before getting slapped by Doris)
  • Captain Hook: Avast, ye cookie. Start talking.

Dialogue

Prince Charming: You. You can't lie. So tell me, puppet, where is Shrek?
Pinocchio: Uh, hmm, well, uh, I don't know where he's not.
Prince Charming: You're telling me you don't know where Shrek is?
Pinocchio: It wouldn’t be inaccurate to assume that I couldn’t exactly not say that it is or isn’t almost partially incorrect.
Prince Charming:- So you do know where he is?
Pinocchio: Oh, on the contrary. I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably...
Prince Charming: Stop it!
Pinocchio: ...do or do not know where he shouldn’t probably be, if that indeed wasn’t where he isn’t. Even if he wasn’t at where I knew he was, that’d mean I’d really have to know where he wasn't.

Puss in Boots (Donkey): Oh, man. I haven't been on a trip like that since college.
Shrek: Donkey?
Puss in Boots (Donkey): What? I got something in my teeth? Huh!? What the...Oh n-no! I've been abracadabra-ed into a fancy-feasting, second-rate sidekick!
Donkey (Puss in Boots): Oh, at least you don't look like some kind of a bloated roadside piñata! You should really go on a diet!

Puss In Boots (Donkey): We got boat crash and the magic mix.
Doris: You poor sweet things.
Cinderella: I don't get it.
Snow White: The cat turned into a little horse that smells like feet...What's there to get?
Sleeping Beauty: Who that?

Doris: I know he's a jerk and everything but I gotta admit that Charming makes me hotter than July.
Sleeping Beauty and Rapunzel: Ewwwww!

Snow White: I'm sorry, but this isn't working for me!
Sleeping Beauty: Everything's always about you, isn't it? It's not like your attitude is helping, Snow!
Snow White: I think it just bothers you that I was voted fairest in the land!
Rapunzel: You mean in that RIGGED election?
Snow White:Oh, give me a break. (dreamy voice) Rapunzel, Rapunzel, (sarcastic voice) let down thy golden extensions.
Queen: Ladies, let go of your petty complaints and let's work together.

(Rapunzel has betrayed the princesses in order to be with Prince Charming.)
Charming: Say hello to the new queen of Far Far Away!
Cinderella: Yay! (claps)
(awkward pause)
Fiona: Why?
Rapunzel: Jealous much?

Prince Charming: This was supposed to be MY happily ever after!!!
Shrek: Well, I guess you better keep looking (looks at Fiona lovingly, then back at Charming)...'cause I'm not giving up mine!

Fiona: For what it's worth, you would've made a great king.
Shrek: (rubs Fiona's stomach) I had something else in mind.

Captain Hook: (looming over a young boy threateningly with his hook) Well, well, well. If it isn't Peter Pan!
Boy's Mother: His name's not Peter!
Captain Hook: Shut it, Wendy.

Artie: (To Shrek) Please don't eat me!
Students and Teacher: (chanting) Eat him, eat him...
Shrek: I'm not here to eat him!
Students and Teacher: Aww...
Shrek: It's time for toothbrush and jammies. You're the new king of Far Far Away.
Artie: What?

Gingy: I hate dinner theatre.
Pinocchio: Me too. [his nose grows]

Rapunzel: Oh pookykins, you said you wouldn't hurt them.
Prince Charming: Not now, kitten whiskers.

See Also

Taglines

  • And They Lived Happily Never After.
  • He's In For The Royal Treatment.
  • The Wait Is Ogre.

External links

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