Stan Boardman

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Happiness in the present is only shattered by comparison with the past.
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Stan Boardman, British comedian from Liverpool.

  • No, some of them Fokkers were Messerschmitts.
    • Punchline to a joke told live at 8:30 PM on the Des O'Connor Show in 1986, which produced many complaints from viewers.
  • De Germans? Dey bombed our chippies!
    • "The Germans? They bombed our chippies!" said with a heavy liverpudlian accent