It is vanity to desire a long life and to take no heed of a good life.Thomas γ Kempis
- Babe would understand.
- Explanation of why he did not go to comedy partner Oliver Hardy's funeral
- I had a dream that I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.
- You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
- If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I'll never speak to him again.
- Stan's Epitah
- If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.