Step Brothers (film)
Brennen: Where did he go to medical school?
Nancy: He went to North Western and Johns Hopkins, is that good enough for you?
Brennen: No it’s not.
Nancy: Well Brennen those are very prestigious schools.
Brennen: I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins.
Brennen: Robert better not get in my face...'cause I'll drop that motherfucker.
Dale:Dad, I'm saying this because I love you. You're a fuck!
Brennen: I'm not gonna call him Dad! Even if there's a fire.
Repeated: Boats and hoes!
Dale: Did you touch my drum set?
Dale: Why are you so sweaty?
Brennan: I was watching Cops.
Dale: What are you doing?
Brennan: I'm burying you!
Dale: But I'm alive!
Brennan: Shut up! You're waking the neighbors!
Brennan: Your a big fat curly haired fuck!
Robert: (Turns off tv)
Dale and Brennan: What The Fuck!
Dale: Dad! Its Shark Week!
Robert: One day my father just said, "Goddamn it, you're seventeen, stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job!"
Robert: [about his dream to be a dinosaur] So I thought, I'll be a doctor for a little while... and then go back to that.
Brennan: How is that even a skill?
Dale: Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds?
Brennan: It will give us so much extra space in our room to do activities!
Robert: Your adults, you can do what you want.
Dale: This is the funnest night ever!