Superhero Movie

From Quotes
The day will come when, after harnessing space, the winds, the tides, and gravitation, we shall harness for God the energies of love. And on that day, for the second time in the history of the world, we shall have discovered fire.
Pierre Teilhard De Chardin
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Superhero Movie is a 2008 comedy film that spoofs the superhero genre. It was written and directed by Craig Mazin and produced by David Zucker and Robert K. Weiss.

Main Character Quotes

Rick Riker/Dragonfly

  • I'm looking seriously over the a squatting position.
  • I met a guy at Craigslist.
  • My parents were brutally murdered.
  • I...I guess so.
  • Those are Celine Dion lyrics!
  • If I hadn't pushed her out of the way she would have die...aaaaaaah!
  • Oh, shit.
  • I realize, we can never be together.
  • I think I have...superpowers!

Lou Landers/Hourglass

  • We have to go.
  • I just shit my pants.
  • I met a girl at Craigslist.
  • No, crazy is hearin' voices, talkin' to cats, datin' Paula Abdul. I am not crazy; a visionary!
  • Are you frickin' insane?!
  • But, otherwise okay?
  • Good. You're a hard-working fine young man. Let's hope you're not brutally murdered, too!

Uncle Albert

  • With great power comes hot bitches.
  • Look at you, eatin' junk food, wearin' fake beards.
  • You did surgery on me?
  • I can't breathe; you're kneelin' on my crotch!

Major Character Quotes

Lance Landers

  • Why?

Cheif Karlin

  • The lady was badly hurt.
  • Badly!

Stephen Hawking

  • That's a lie. I think of suicide every single day.
  • Whatever!
  • Does anyone want to get high? i have some hash with me. white dude in the dreads you know what i am talking about. holla Anyone? Anyone?
  • You have an incredible ass...stronomy career ahead of you!
  • I haven't had sex in years.
  • My nurse is a lesbian, and not the hot kind.

{ while falling of the building} shhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttt!

Dr. Storm

  • Take it out, with another piece of glass!
  • I'll get the tweezers.

Dr. Whitby

  • No, it's not your dead wife!
  • Yes, you see, we confused you with one of our sex-change patients, but don't worry, we didn't remove your penis. We did, however, cut off your testicles, but since your wife's dead, you won't be needing 'em!

Professor Xavier

  • How do I know that baby's even mine?!
  • SHIT!
  • One glass table...two know what to do!
  • We have people who can walk through walls. And we have people who think they can walk through walls!

Minor Character Quotes

Mrs. Xavier

  • Because he can do this!
  • Make a costume, shit-head! I swear, they're gettin' dumber and dumber every year!
  • How's that feel, Invisi-Bitch?!

Human Torch

  • Dude, you're on my gargoyle.
  • What are you doing?

Unnamed Character Quotes


  • How was she hurt?

Mental Hospital Patient

  • I'm the editor-in-chief! I know the mayor of Venus! Hamburgers can see the future!

The Editor-in-Chief

  • Sorry about that, we share the building with a mental hospital!