Sydney White

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Sydney White is a 2007 modern retelling of the classic fairytale "Snow White," which follows a beautiful college freshman as she pledges her late mother's once dignified sorority. But after discovering that today's sisterhood is not what it used to be, Sydney finds her new home away from home with seven outcasts. With the help of her socially challenged new friends, Sydney will take on the reigning campus queen to attempt to transform the school's misguided social hierarchy.

Directed by Joe Nussbaum. Written by Chad Gomez Creasey.
Freshman year is no fairy tale

Sydney

  • I'm sorry, I'm still learning to speak priss.
  • Sometimes a girl just needs her mom.
  • Don't worry... I'll remember to smile for my mug shot.
  • It's a disease... one without a cure.
  • Just to be clear, I spend a normal amount of time in the bathroom.
  • They threw bologna at us while we sang Celine Dion songs!!!
  • I tried to eat a plastic flower before... It kinda hurt.
  • As long as he doesn't try to hump my bunny slippers.
  • Public humiliation can be pretty tiring.
  • If only there was a place where a superficial, materialistic bitch could fit in... Oh, wait. There is.
  • You realize she was flirting with you.
  • Tyler, have you lost your mind?
  • Tyler, these plates are plastic. Touching them hurts my hands!

George

  • Knots are hard.
  • She's kinda scary.
  • Purple's pretty.

Rachel

  • Welcome to Hell, skanks!
  • Still fairest of them all.
  • I thought I was going to marry a Backstreet Boy.
  • That girl wouldn't know her Gucci from her Pucci.
  • Eyes brows meet tweezers, tweezers meet your worst nightmare.

Tyler

  • Let me be your Greek guide.
  • The Kappas are just a little intense.
  • Kappas could use a girl like you.
  • Now it's a date, huh?

Lenny

  • You really are a dork.
  • [talking about Spanky] He keeps himself happy.
  • Oh, um, I don't know if you need any sort of special...lady products?
  • You may find this hard to believe, but most of the guys here don't have a lot of experience with girls.
  • We always do play fantasy video games and then reenact them.
  • Well, today's your lucky day because these are sensational.

Dinky

  • And I think I'm in love with a dork!
  • AHHH! We're gonna be sisters!!
  • It is so hard to find a decent gluten free soy patty.
  • You are such a... a bitch!

Spanky

Professor Carleton

Dialogue

[staring at a drying sports bra]
Spanky: Dudes...that thing has touched boobs.
Terrence Lubinecki: Of course... The sturdy, breathable fabric is designed to maintain mammary elasticity.
Spanky: Shut up, Terrence. You're ruining the moment for me.

[Waiting for Sydney to come down for her first date with Tyler]
Terrence: Three-quarters of first dates end in disappointment for one or both parties, studies show. I hope you beat the odds.
Tyler: Me too.
Gurkin: If you try any funny stuff I will unleash the power of the internet on you. I will register you as a sex offender in all 50 states, and Canada.
Tyler: Wow.
George: Yeah! And I'll kick your ass.

Cast

External links

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