Team America: World Police

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Team America: World Police is a 2004 film by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. The movie is created using a variation of the Supermarionation technique - which Stone jokingly calls supercrappymation - chiefly known from the 60s tv-show Thunderbirds.

Paris, France, 3635 Miles east of America

  • [Paris is reduced to a smouldering pile of rubble]
    Joe: Bonjour, everyone! Don't worry. Everything is bon! We stopped the terrorists.

Recruiting Gary Johnston

  • Spottswoode: Gary, this is Lisa. She specializes in how the terrorists think.
    Lisa: Usually a case of malignant narcissism brought on during childhood.
  • Spottswoode: We will disguise you as as terrorist and take you deep into the Middle East. If your acting is successful, you'll be able to get us all the information we need to stop this whole thing from happening. Of course, if you're not interested, there's the door.
    Gary: Alright, thanks. (Walks out of the door.)
    Spottswoode: Huh.

Hans Blix in Kim Jong Il's palace

  • Hans Blix: Let me look around, so I can ease the U.N.'s collective mind.
    Kim Jong Il: Hans, ya-breakin' my balls here. Hans, ya breakin' my balls!
    Hans Blix: I'm sorry, but the U.N. must be firm with you. Let me see your whole palace, or else.
    Kim Jong Il: Or erse what?
    Hans Blix: Or else - we will be very, very angry with you... and we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are.

Kim Jong Il: And now, radies and gentremen, Mr. Arec Barrwin!

Kim Jong Il: You haven't seen the rast of Kim Jong Il! (gets into a spaceship) So rong, earthrings!

Cairo Mission Celebration

  • Lisa: God, I'm so confused! It's too soon to be having feelings for you.
    Gary: Maybe feelings are feelings because we can't control them.

The Empire strikes back

  • Spottswoode: Team, this is all my fault. I screwed up with Cairo. [pause] I let racism cloud my judgment. [pause] I was so sure the world's ultimate terrorist must be Middle Eastern that... I never suspected he was a God damn gook. I'll never be racist again.


America, Fuck Yeah!

  • Choir: Ame-eri-icaaaaa, Ame-eri-icaaaaa...
    Soloist: America, fuck yeah! Com'again to save the motherfucking day, yeah!
    'Merica, fuck yeah! Freedom is the only way, yeah!
    Terrorists, your game is through, 'cause now you have to answer to
    'Merica, fuck yeah! So lick my butt and suck on my balls!
    'Merica, fuck yeah!

I'm so Ronery

  • And so, I'm ronery
    A rittle ronery
    Poor rittle me
    There's nobody I can rerate to
    Feewl rike a bird in a cage
    It's kinda sirry
    But, not rearry
    Because, it's fiwring my body with rage.

Kim Jong Il - You are worthless

Note: This song is played near the end of the credits on the DVD. This has been confirmed on the UK PAL and the US NTSC DVD. It was also present in the theatrical release.

  • You are worthwess Arec Barrwin,
    :You are worthwess Arec Barrwin,
    You failed in evwy way and now my stock in you has fallen,
    Your career is stallin' and,
    You're worthwess Arec Barrwin,
    That's why I bwew your head off and your children are all bawrin.'

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