Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III

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Parrots, tortoises and redwoods live a longer life than men do; Men a longer life than dogs do; Dogs a longer life than love does.
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  • Uh-oh, turtle tantrum.
  • [recovering] My legs hurt. My arms hurt. My spots hurt. Even my bandana hurts.
  • What if we make a major u-turn and wind up in Godzilla-land?
  • [After escaping a burning building] Kurt Russell, eat your heart out!
  • [Getting ready to jump into a burning building] I don't think I'm cut out for this hero stuff.
  • We've got a, uh. [sniffs] Ahhhh. Pi-zza. Got that, dude? Pizza! [takes a bit and makes a face] Frisbee, also cool. [throws it]
  • Turtles: It's not just a job. It's an adventure.
  • Oh he who dings the shell must pay.
  • [To Kenshin] How did you get in April's pants?


  • Hey, Kid, you gotta control that temper. Did I say that?
  • Ahh, nature. I love it. Makes me want to, I don't know, migrate or something.
  • Fightin's for grown-ups and that's only if you got no other choice.
  • Son of a snapper!


  • You were expecting maybe the Addams Family?
  • Help! I'm a turtle and I can't get up!
  • I think I swallowed a frog. I hope it wasn't an ancestor.
  • [After landing face first in a pond] Mud wrestling is definitely a spectator sport.
  • Gee, if we die here in the past, does that mean that we don't get born in the future?
  • Smells like a geek ran thru here.
  • Wow. Bungee jumping without a bungee. That could be dangerous.


  • Boy do I hate spinach
  • Hey, Tinkerbell! Why don't you shoot us?