The Incredible Hulk

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The Incredible Hulk (2008) is a superhero film based on the fictional Marvel Comics character The Hulk.

Bruce Banner

  • [Speaking Portuguese badly] Don't make me hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry. (Pause, then in English) Wait, that's not right.

Emil Blonsky

  • I've run into bad situations on cram missions before. I've seen good men go down purely because someone didn't let us in on what we were walking into, I've moved onto the next one 'cause that's what we do, right? I mean that's the job, but this... This is a whole new level of weird, and I don't feel inclined to step away from it. Sir if you're taking another crack at him I want in, AND with respect, you should be looking for a team that's prepped and ready to fight, because if that thing shows up again... you're going to have a lot of professional "Tough Guys" PISSING in their pants... Sir.
  • [To the Hulk] Is that it? Is that all you've got?


  • [To the Hulk] Is that all you've got?
  • You don't deserve this POWER! Now watch her DIE!
  • Give Me a REAL Fight!
  • [After hearing a load roar behind him] HULK!
  • [After being fired at by a Copter] ROSS!


  • Hulk... SMASH!


Female Officer: Are you telling me you can make more like him?
Dr. Samuel Sterns: No, Not yet! I've sorted out a few pieces but it's not like I can put together the same HUMPTY DUMPTY if that's what you're asking. He was a FREAK ACCIDENT, the GOAL is to do it BETTER!
Female Officer: So Banner was the only- wajt-
Emil Blonsky: Ahh she's an annoying bitch isn't she.
Dr. Samuel Sterns: WHY are you always hitting people?!
[Blonsky pulls out his gun and points it at Dr. Sterns]
Dr. Samuel Sterns: Now what... could I have POSSIBLY done... to deserve such aggression?
Emil Blonsky: It's not what you've done, it's what you're gunna do.
[Dr. Sterns raises his head, interested]
Emil Blonsky: I wan't what you've got off Banner, I want that.
Dr. Samuel Sterns: [rising] You look like... you've got a little something in you already, don't you.
Emil Blonsky: Yeah, well I want more. You've seen what he becomes right?
Dr. Samuel Sterns: I have... and it's beautiful... Godlike!
Emil Blonsky: I want that... I NEED that... Make me that.
Dr. Samuel Sterns: I don't know what you've got inside you already... the mixture could become... an ABOMINATION.
[Blonsky grabs Dr. Sterns by the collar and raises him into the air]
Dr. Samuel Sterns: [Chocking] I didn't say I was unwilling... I just need informed consent.
[Blonsky lowers Dr. Sterns down lightly so they're face to face, but he's still in the air]
Dr. Samuel Sterns: [Still chocking] and you've given it.

Betty Ross: The subway is probably quickest.
Bruce Banner: Me in a metal tube, deep underground with hundreds of people in the most aggressive city in the world?
Betty Ross: Right. Let's get a cab.

Major Kathleen "Kat" Sparr: Sir, Blonsky...
Gen. Thaddeus "Thunderbolt" Ross: Does anyone know if he had any next-of-kin or family?
Major Kathleen "Kat" Sparr: Ask him yourself...
Emil Blonsky: [salutes Ross] Sir!

[After movie, Before Credits. A Dirty Bar]
General Thaddeus "Thunderbolt" Ross: [To the Barkeep] Reload.
[Ross chugs the shot]
General Thaddeus "Thunderbolt" Ross: [To the Barkeep] Reload.
[The Bar door opens and a shadowy figure, in a really nice suit, enters the Bar]
Shadowy Figure: Mmmm, the smell of stale beer and defeat. Y'know, I hate to say "I told you so" general, but that Super-Soldier program WAS put on ice for a reason.
[The figure turns around revealing himself to be Tony Stark]
Tony Stark: I've always felt that Hardware was much more reliable.
General Thaddeus "Thunderbolt" Ross: Stark.
Tony Stark: General.
General Thaddeus "Thunderbolt" Ross: You always wear such nice suits.
Tony Stark: Touché... I hear you have an unusual problem.
General Thaddeus "Thunderbolt" Ross: You should talk.
Tony Stark: You should listen.
[The General leans in a bit]
Tony Stark: [in more of a whisper] What if I told you we were putting a team together.
General Thaddeus "Thunderbolt" Ross: Who's "We"?
[Stark clears his throat, looks at the General, and smiles.]