The Ladies Man

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"If you are rich and fine can you meet me at the Nacho Kart?"

"Not Now Officer"

"You just ate a human shit!"

Caller #1: "Yes, uh, Ladies Man. I-I have a problem. I'm having a hard time finding the right lady. I-I've dated a few, but none of them are hot enough"

"You are a bad mailman!"

Soul Station Manager: "Mr. Phelps, I see you've listed 'dabut' under your hobbies?"

"First of all I will say something classy like.... Hey Baby can I buy you a Fish Sandwich?"

Leon Rounding off the show: "What is Love? What is this longing in out hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine Diamonds? Does not the wind love the Dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. You heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right don't be shy. Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt! By Leon Phelps"

Leon answering a call: " Yeah, well, you suffer from homo-unerectus. That means your wang is hugeified not by women but by a man"

"'t want a fish sandwich?"

"How long have you been uhh nunnin' it up?"

"Yeah, that's Da Butt"

" Listen, I was wondering. Can I ask you a question? Uh... was your father a meat burglar? Here's why I ask: because it looks like somebody stole 2 fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress"