There's Something About Mary

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There's Something About Mary is a 1998 film about an awkward high school boy who gets a prom date with his dream girl Mary, only to have it only to have it ruined by a very humiliating zipper incident. Thirteen years later he gets another chance.

Directed by Bobby Farrelly and Peter Farrelly. Written by Ed Decter, John J. Strauss, Bobby Farrelly, and Peter Farrelly.
Warning: The guys who did 'Dumb & Dumber' and 'Kingpin' bring you a love story.taglines

Pat Healy

  • [while spying on Mary] Husband... negative. Children and a Labrador... negative. Tight little package... affirmative.


Warren: Have you seen my baseball?...Have you seen my baseball?
Student: Hey buddie! I think I know where your ball is!
Warren: You Seen my baseball?!
Student: Yeah, you see that girl over there? shes got it, only, she doesn't call it a baseball, she's got another name for it. [Whispers in Warren's ear]
Warren: [Walks up to a couple kissing] Have you seen my....wiener?
Girl: What?!
Warren: Have you seen my weiner!
Boyfriend: What the hell did you just say buddie?!
Warren: Weiner....
Boyrfriend: Get your hand off my car, I'm gonna fuckin' kick your ass!

Mary: Ted? Did you mean what you said back there?
Ted: [Tearfully] Uh huh. I just want you to be happy, Mary.
Mary: But I'd be happiest with you.
Ted: [Dejected] You're fuckin' with me, right?


  • Warning: The guys who did 'Dumb & Dumber' and 'Kingpin' bring you a love story.
  • Love is in the hair.
  • The most fun you can have on video.
  • No animals were harmed in the making of this movie. Everybody else was on their own.
  • There's Just Something About Her...


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