Three Amigos

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Three Amigos is a 1986 film.

Directed by John Landis. Produced by Lorne Michaels and George Folsey, Jr. Written by Steve Martin and Lorne Michaels.


  • (To summon the invisible swordsman) Farly Farly Farly Farly Farly, Afaaaaarrr
  • I've been shot already!
  • Mount up! ... It means get on your horses.
  • Are you the singing bush?
  • Uh, this is real. They are going... to KILL us.
  • Oh GREAT!!! REAL bullets!!!
  • You're in a lot of trouble, mister!
  • It's like living with a six-year-old.
  • A car! A big, shiny silver car!


  • Ned: Young man, you have got it!
  • El Guapo: I know each one of you, like I know my own smell!
  • Pablo: Can I have your watch when you are dead?
  • Dirty Mexican: And then they called us scum sucking pigs...US!
  • Gunslinger In Bar: Why don't you come over here and sit on my pretty little lap, I've got somethin I wanna show you honey
  • Dusty: No we will not die like dogs, we will fight like lions!
  • Dusty: Lip balm?
  • Dusty: (would you like to kiss me?) Sure, yeah. (pause) O, now?!?
  • Dusty: (can't eat tacos at santo poco village.) Do you have anything besides Mexican food?
  • Dusty: (bartender offers tequila) Is it fattening?


Lucky: I'll come back some day.
Carmen: Why?

Carmen: I like the one who is not so smart.
Other girl: Which one is that?

Jefe: We have many beautiful piñatas for your birthday celebration, each one filled with little surprises!
El Guapo: How many piñatas?
Jefe: Many piñatas, many!
El Guapo: Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?
Jefe: A what?
El Guapo: A plethora.
Jefe: Oh yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe: Why, El Guapo?
El Guapo: Well, you just told me that I had a plethora, and I would just like to know if you know what it means to have a plethora. I would not like to think that someone would tell someone else he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora.
Jefe: El Guapo, I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education, but could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?

El Guapo: What? Are gringos falling from the sky?
[Ned falls to the ground]
Jefe: Yes, El Guapo.

Bartender: We don't have no beer, just tequila.
Ned: What's tequila?
Bartender: ...It's like beer...
Dusty: Is it fattening?
Bartender: ...Fat-ten-ing?

Lucky: Not so fast, El Guapo! Or I'll fill you so full of lead that you'll be using your thing as a pencil!
El Guapo: What do you mean?
Lucky: I don’t know.
Jefe: I think he means that if you –
El Guapo: SHUT UP!


  • Steve Martin - Lucky Day
  • Martin Short - Ned Nederlander
  • Chevy Chase - Dusty Bottoms
  • Alfonso Arau - El Guapo
  • Tony Plana - Jefe
  • Humberto Ortiz - Pablo
  • Patrice Martinez - Carmen
  • Philip Gordon - Rodrigo
  • Fred Asparagus - Bartender
  • Kai Wulff - German
  • Randy Newman - Singing Bush (voice)

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