"I'm sorry, I don't speak German..." "I know a little German, He's sitting right over there"
(phone rings) -"Yeah? It is the hospital, Mein general !"
-"What is the condition of sergent Kruger?" Yes, I see... Well, let me know if there's any change in his condition..." (hangs up phone) "He's dead"
Hillary Flammond: "And I'll miss you most of all scarecrow."
Hillary Flammond: "Who do you favor in the Virginia Slims tournament?" Blindman: "In women's tennis, I always root against the heterosexual."
Blindman: "What phony dog poo?"