Toy Story 2

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Toy Story 2 is a 1999 film about toys who come to life when their owner leaves the room, and their adventures trying to rescue one of their number after he is stolen by Al...the evil toy collector.

Directed by John Lasseter, Ash Brannon and Lee Unkrich. Written by John Lasseter, Peter Docter, Ash Brannon, Andrew Stanton, Rita Hsiao. Doug Chamberlain and Chris Webb.
The Toys Are Back In Town! taglines

Woody

  • Here's the list of things to do while I'm gone: Batteries need to be replaced. Toys in the bottom of the chest need to be rotated. Oh, and make sure everyone attends Mr. Spell's seminar on what to do if you or a part of you is swallowed. Okay? Okay, good, okay.
  • Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
  • You're right. I can't stop Andy from growing up. But I wouldn't miss it for the world!
  • [to the Prospector] You really are a Stinky Pete, aren't you?!
  • Well, Stinky Pete, It's about time you found out the true meaning of (tweaks Prospector's nose) playtime! Right over there, guys!

Buzz Lightyear

  • Buzz Lightyear Mission Log: All signs point to this planet as the location of Zurg's fortress, but there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.
  • To Al's Toy Barn...and beyond!
  • Woody once risked his life to save mine, and I couldn't call myself his friend if I wasn't willing to do the same. Now, who's with me?!
  • [looking at another toy of himself] Am I really that fat?
  • [To Jessie] Uh, ma — ma'am? I, uh, um, well, I just wanted to say you're a bright young woman with a beautiful yarn full of hair. A hair full of yarn. It's ah... um... I must go.
  • (from outtake: After seeing "THIS SPACE FOR RENT" on his wings) Darn it, Woody!

Jessie

  • [to Woody] YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! ITS YOU! ITS YOU! ITS REALLY YOU!!!!
  • You never forget kids like Emily or Andy...but they forget you.

Stinky Pete the Prospector

  • How long do you think it'll last, Woody? DO you really think Andy's going to take you with him to college? Or on his honeymoon...?? Andy's growing up, and there's nothing you can do about it.
  • It's your choice, Woody; either you can go to Japan together or in pieces! He fixed you once, he can fix you again. Now, get in the box!
  • [In "Woody's Roundup" Jessie is trying to extinguish a dynamite fuse.] You're just fannin' the flames, Jessie. It takes brains to put out that fire. [sits on the fuse, then jumps right back up] Yeow! Ma biscuits are burning!

Mr. Potato Head

  • Prepare to meet MR. ANGRY EYES! [Reaches into his back compartment for angry eyes, but accidentally puts on spare pair of shoes instead.] Raargh! Raar!
  • I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud...
  • All right fellas, (puts on moustache) let's roll!
  • You're not turning me into a mashed potato!
  • Pizza, anyone? (camera pans left to reveal the Pizza Planet truck)
  • Put me down, you moron! (to Buzz, after he suspends Mr. Potato Head as a pillar to avoid the supposed eroding ceiling to bury everyone)

Hamm

  • I despise that chicken.
  • [Hamm's cork has popped out, spilling coins all over the sidewalk] All right, nobody look 'til I get my cork back in.
  • Turn into the spin, Barbie!
  • You heard of Kung Fu? Well, prepare yourself for Pork Chop!
  • [Buzz is driving a pizza truck; Hamm is reading the owner's manual] Oh, I seriously doubt he's getting this kind of mileage.
  • [jumping into front seat after Potato says that he is a married potato.] Then make room for the single fellas!

Slinky

  • I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is.
  • [The toys are climbing up an elevator shaft. Some coins fall out of Hamm's slot and hit Slinky in the face] Whoa! Pork bellies are falling!
  • Buzz, Buzz! My back-end's goin' to Baton Rouge!
  • [Buster is barking and trying to leave Andy's room] Ah, this fella says he needs to go out back for a little private time?

Rex

  • It's the chicken man!
  • I can't look! Could somebody cover my eyes?!
  • Guys, we can't park here, it's a white zone!
  • [after the spinning van causes him to lose grip on the "Buzz Lightyear Game" stradegy guide] NO, MY SOURCE OF POWER!

Mrs. Potato Head

  • [To Mr. Potato Head] I'm packing you an extra pair of shoes, and your angry eyes just in case.
  • [shouting] Don't talk to any toy ya don't know!

Tour Guide Barbie

  • And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle! Back in 1995, short-sighted retailers did not order enough dolls to meet demand!
  • [As Rex falls headfirst back into the car] Remain seated, please. Siga asentado, por favor.
  • [at the end of the outtake reel; big smile] We are so glad you came. Bye-bye now. Bye. Bye-bye. Please remember to discard all candy wrappers and popcorn containers in the nearest trash recepticle. Thank you. Okay, bye-bye now. Bye-bye! Bye! [chuckles] Okay....are they all gone? [chuckles] Is-is everybody gone? [chuckles] Huh? [big smile turns into an exausted look] GOOD! Oh, my God, my cheeks are killing me! I can't keep smiling like this anymore, I am exhausted! I think I need a break. [smile returns] A little break? Okay! Phew...

Evil Emperor Zurg

  • Come to me, my prey.
  • So we meet again, Buzz Lightyear for the last time.
  • [repeated line] Destroy Buzz Lightyear!
  • No, Buzz. I AM your father!

Al McWiggin

  • Money, baby...money, money.
  • [answers cell phone] Yeah, what?! [Changes tone] Oh! Mr Konishi.
  • Heh heh, thats a lot of numbers - no I got it.
  • I can't believe I have to drive to work...ON A SATURDAY! ALL THE WAY TO WORK! [drives just across the road, in reverse.]
  • You, my little cowboy friend, are going to make me BIG buck-buck-bucks!
  • It's like printing my own money...
  • [to check-in officer] Listen, Fly-Boy! The contents of that case are worth more than you make in a year. You got that, sport? You be careful, I had a box of cookies once and they came back as crumbs.
  • To mail six packages to Japan overnight is how much? That's in yen, right? DOLLARS?! Oh, you people are deliberately taking advantage of people in a hurry, you know that?
  • Don't touch my moustache! [Japanese language reference]

Other

Andy's Mom: I'm sorry honey, but you know, toys don't last forever.

Wheezy the Penguin: What's the point in prolonging the inevitable? We're all just one step away from here, to there. [he points out the window to a yard sale.]

Geri the Cleaner: You can't rush art.

Green aliens: You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.

Dialogue

Buzz: Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot Schmoes.
Woody: They're called "S'mores", Buzz.
Buzz: (quickly and a bit embarrased) Right, right, of course. Has anyone found Woody's hat yet?!

Prospector: How long will it last, Woody? Do you really think Andy is going to take you to college, or on his honeymoon? Andy's growing up, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's your choice, Woody. You can go back, or you can stay with us and last forever. You'll be adored by children for generations.
[pause]
Woody: Who am I to break up the Roundup Gang?

Woody: Look, Jessie, I know you hate me for leaving, but I have to go back. I'm still Andy's toy. Well, if you knew him, you'd understand. See, Andy's—
Jessie: [sarcastically] Let me guess. "Andy's a real special kid, and to him, you're his buddy, his best friend, [feelingly] and when Andy plays with you it's like... even though you're not moving, you feel like you're alive... because that's how he sees you."
Woody: How did you know that?
Jessie: Because Emily was just the same. She was my whole world.

Buzz Clone: I'll never give in! You killed my father!
Zurg: No, Buzz; I am your father. (reference to Star Wars)
Buzz Clone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zurg: So! We meet again, Buzz Lightyear — for the last time!
Buzz: Not today, Zurg!

[Channel-surfing]
Rex: Go back, go back, you missed it!
Hamm: Too late, I'm already in the 40's. Gotta go around the horn, it's faster.

Bo Peep: [amorously] You're cute when you care.
Woody: [embarrassed] Bo! Not in front of Buzz...
Bo Peep: Let him look.

Rex: What happened?
Mr. Potato: Woody's been shelved!

Bo: This is for Woody, when you find him.
[She gives Buzz a long kiss]
Buzz: [coughs] Um, okay, but it won't be the same coming from me.

Rex: How do we get inside?
Buzz : Use your head!
[cut to the toys using Rex as a battering ram]
Rex: But I don't wanna use my head!
[the toys scream]

Hamm: Excuse me. Could any of you ladies tell us where we can find the Al of Al's Toy Barn?
Barbie: I can help! I'm Tour Guide Barbie! Please keep your hands, arms and accesories in the car at all times, and no flash photography! Thank you!
Mr. Potato: [to himself] I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud...
Hamm: [jumping into front seat] Then make room for the single fellas!

[On "Woody's Roundup" TV show, Jessie's animal friends run to Woody to come to her rescue.]
Rabbit: [brief incoherent chatter]
Woody: What's that? Jessie and Prospector are trapped in the old abandoned mine and Prospector just lit a stick of dynamite thinking it was a candle and now they're about to be blown to smithereens?
Rabbit': Uh-huh.
Woody: Run like the wind, Bullseye!

[Stinky Pete is out of his box, and is tightening the screw back onto the heat duct]
Jessie: Prospector?
Woody: You're out of your box!
Prospector: I tried to reason with you, Woody, but you keep forcing me to take extreme measures.

Woody: Buzz. Help, Buzz! Guys!
Prospector: It's too late, Woody. That silly Buzz Lightweight can't help you.
Woody: His name is Buzz Lightyear!
Prospector: Whatever. I always hated those upstart space toys!

[Woody explains his newfound past to his old friends]
Woody: Oh, you should have seen it. There was a record player. And a yo-yo! BUZZ! I WAS A YO-YO!!
Mr. Potato: [to Hamm] Was...?!

Hamm: Where did you get the cool belt, Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2: Well, slotted pig, these are standard issue.

Green Aliens: You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.
Mr. Potato: Will you just leave me alone?!

Hamm: Hey, Buzz? Can we slow down, may I remind you that some of us are caring $6 in change.
Rex: Loosing health units must rest.
Buzz: Is evryone present and acounted for?
Mr. Potato: Not quite everybody.
Buzz: Who's behind?
Slinky: Mine.
[pause while Slinky's back half catches up with the group]

Buzz: Come on, men! Did Woody give up when Sid had me strapped to the back of a rocket?
Everyone: [Reluctantly] No.
Buzz: No! And did he give up when you all threw him out of that moving van?
Mr. Potato Head: [Feeling guilty] Oh, you had to bring that up.
Buzz: No, he did not! We have a frend in need, and we won't stop until he is save in Andy's room! Now, let's move out.

[The toys are trying to enter an apartment building.]
Slinky: How are we going to get up there?
Rex: Maybe if we found some balloons, we could float to the top.
Mr. Potato: I say we stack ourselves up, push the intercom, and pretend we're delivering a pizza.
Hamm: How about a ham sandwich? [looking at Mr. Potato and Slinky] With fries and a hot dog?
Rex: What about me?
Hamm: Aaaaah, you can be the toy that comes with the meal.

Buzz: Tell me I wasn't this deluded.
Buzz #2: No back talk! I have a laser and I will use it!

Buzz #2: Has your mind been melted?! You could have killed me, Space Ranger! Or should I say...traitor?!
Buzz: I don't have time for this.

Slinky: We've been down this aisle already.
Mr. Potato: We haven't been down this aisle, it's pink!
Slinky: Face it, we're lost.

Jessie: You callin' me a liar?
Woody: Well, if the boot fits...
Jessie: [dangerously] Say that again.
Woody: [enunciating] If the boot. fits.

Rex: Buzz, you could have defeated Zurg all along! You just got to believe in yourself!
Zurg: Prepare to die.
Rex: Aaaah! I can't look!
[As Rex turns away he knocks Zurg down the elevator shaft with his tail.]
Zurg: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
Rex: I did it...I finally defeated Zurg!
Buzz #2: [forlornly reaching down to the abyss] Father...

Aliens: You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.
Mr. Potato: Oh, boy.
Mrs. Potato: You saved their lives? My hero! Aren't they adorable? Let's adopt them!
Aliens: [hugging Mr. Potato] Daddy!

Buzz #2: Will somebody please explain what's going on?
Buzz: It's all right, space ranger. [aside] It's a code 546.
Buzz #2: [gasps] You mean it's...?
Buzz: Yes.
Buzz #2: And he's...?
Buzz: Oh, yeah.
[Buzz #2 runs over to Woody and gets down on his knees]
Buzz #2: Your Majesty!

Prospector: Idiots! Children destroy toys! You'll be ruined, forgotten, spending eternity rotting on some landfill!
Woody: Well, Stinky Pete, I think it's time you learned the true meaning of playtime!

Jessie: Prospector, this isn't fair.
Prospector: Fair?! I'll tell you what's not fair - spending a lifetime on a dime store shelf watching every other toy be sold! Well, now my patience has finally paid off, and no hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now!

Buzz: Are you still worried?
Woody: About Andy? Naaah. I'll be fun while it lasts.
Buzz: I'm proud of you, cowboy.
Woody: Besides, when it's all over, I'll have my old pal Buzz Lightyear to keep me company, for infinity and beyond.

Woody: I have no choice, Buzz. This is my only chance.
Buzz: To do what, Woody? Watch kids from behind glass and never be loved again? Some life.

Slinky: Pardon me, gentlemen, but has any of you seen a cowboy doll with a bad arm?
Blue Rock'em Sock'em Robot: Why, no. I haven't—
Red Robot: Hey, he was talkin' to me!
Blue Robot: NO, HE WAS TALKIN' TO ME!!!!!!!!!

[The toys are gathered around an Etcha Sketch board with a doodle of Woody on it.]
Hamm: All right. Let's review this one more time. At precisely 8:32-ish, Exhibit 'A,' Woody, was kidnapped. Exhibit 'B'. A composite sketch of the kidnapper.
Bo: He didn't have a beard like that.
Hamm: Fine. Etch, give him a shave.
Slinky: The kidnapper was bigger than that.
Hamm: Oh, picky, picky, picky...
Mr. Potato: Let's just go straight to Exhibit 'F': The kidnapper's vehicle. Now, the vehicle fled the scene in this direction—
Hamm: Are your eyes in backwards? It went the other way.
Mr. Potato: Hey, put a cork in it, pal.
[Rex arrives, demolishing the "crime scene".]
Rex: How do you spell 'FBI'?
Mr. Potato: MY CRIME SCENE!
Hamm: Oh, why don't you watch where you're going, Godspilla?!
Rex: I didn't know there was a crime scene!

Slinky Dog: [when they come to Al's Toy Barn] Oh, no. It's closed.
Mr Potato Head: We're not preschool toys, Slink. We can read.

Taglines

  • The Toys Are Back!
  • The Toys Are Back In Town!

Cast

See also

External links

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