Utaban is a japanese music show that airs on Thursdays. The show has been on the air since 1996, and is hosted by comedian and Major League II actor Takaaki Ishibashi, and leader of the boy band SMAP, Masahiro Nakai. The show is well known for it's humorous abuse of it's guests.
- (to Yuko Nakazawa) You could be Morning Wife.
- (to the children) Everyone, Morning Musume farts a lot!