Weakest Link

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Here are famous phrases and moments in the game show The Weakest Link:


  • Let's play The Weakest Link!
  • It's time to vote off the The Weakest Link!
  • Voting over, it's time to reveal who you think is The Weakest Link!
  • You are The Weakest Link. Good-bye!
  • Join us next time for The Weakest Link. Good-bye!


  • Welcome to The Weakest Link. Any of the nine/eight/six people in the studio here, today/tonight, can win up to $1,000,000/$75,000/$100,000/£10,000. They don't know each other, however, if they want money, they'll have to work as a team, but seven/five of them will leave with nothing, as round by round we eliminate the player voted The Weakest Link. Let's meet the team...
    --Anne and George welcoming.

The Game

  • Your aim is to answer enough questions correctly to reach your $125,000/$12,500/$25,000/£1,000 target within the time limit. There are nine/eight/six of you, so, the fastest way is to create a chain of nine/eight/six correct answers. Get your question wrong and you break the chain, and lose all the money in that chain. But if you say the word BANK before your/the question is asked, the money is safe. however, you'll start a brand new chain. Remember, at the end of the round, only money that's been banked can carry over into the next round.
    --Anne and George explains how the game is played.

Dumb answers

  • Anne: Who are the three cartoon mascots of Rice Krispies cereal?
    Contestant: Crispy and Crunch?
    (audience laughing)
    Anne: Snap! Crackle! and Pop!
  • Anne: How many wheels does a unicycle have?
    Contestant: Two.
    Anne: One.
  • Anne: The law of what organization ends by stating that its members are brave, clean, and reverent?
    Kato Kaelin: Alcoholics Anonymous.
    Anne: Boy Scouts.
    (audience laughing)
  • Anne: In the Dr. Seuss book Horton Hears a Who!, Horton is what animal?
    Contestant: A Who.
    Anne: An elephant.
  • Anne: Which letter of the alphabet sounds exactly the same as a term for a female sheep?
    Contestant: Baa?
    (audience laughing)
    Anne: U/Ewe. Never mind.
    (audience laughing resumes)
  • Anne: The magazine Highlights for Children features a section called Goofus and what?
    Contestant: Doofus.
    Anne: Gallant.
  • Anne: In agriculture, irrigation involves supplying farmland with which substance essential for growth?
    Contestant: Weeds.
    Anne: Water.
  • Anne: According to Hallmark, what type of gift should be given on the 50th wedding anniversary?
    Contestant: Greeting card.
    Anne: Gold.
  • Anne: In solid geometry, What H is the name given to half a sphere?
    Contestant: Half a circle.
    Anne: Hemisphere.
  • Anne: In slang, which three-letter word precedes "shop" to make a rhyming term for a police station?
    Contestant: Nick.
    Anne: Cop.
  • Anne: The 'Hallelujah Chorus' occurs in which oratorio by Handel?
    Contestant: The Sound of Music.
    Anne: Messiah.
  • Anne: Which month in the Gregorian calendar is named after Augustus Caesar?
    Contestant: June.
    Anne: August.
  • Anne: In his 1961 number one UK single "Wooden Heart," Elvis sings in English and which other European language?
    Contestant: English.
    Anne: German.
  • Anne: In nature, most unripe fruit is which color, purple or green?
    Contestant: Plum.
    Anne: Green. Fantasticness.
  • Anne: What Black Flag product uses the slogan "Roaches Check In But They Don't Check Out"?
    Contestant: Raid?
    Anne: Roach Motel.
  • Anne: What TV theme song includes the line "A horse is a horse of course of couse"?
    Contestant: Captain Kangaroo.
    Anne: Mister Ed.
  • Anne: Who got eaten by a crocodile in the book Peter Pan?
    Contestant: Tinker Bell.
    Anne: Captain Hook.
  • Anne: What Betty Crocker brand uses a talking hand in its mascot?
    Contestant: Pillsbury.
    Anne: Hamburger Helper.
  • George: What General Mills mascot says "Ho, Ho, Ho"?
    Contestant: Santa Claus!
    George: No, the correct answer is Green Giant.

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