"Weird Al" Yankovic

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Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic (born October 23, 1959) is an American musician, satirist, parodist, accordionist, and television producer.


  • Alanis Morissette and I actually used to date. I especially liked it when we went to the movies.
    • AL TV, MTV, 1996; referring to the line "Is she perverted like me/would she go down on you in a theater" from Morissette's breakout hit You Oughta Know
  • I wrote "Eat It" because I wanted to buy a house. It worked.
    • I Love the 80's 3D, VH1, 1985
  • I have very mixed feelings about [Napster]. On one hand, I'm concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career. On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!!!!!
  • What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?


  • My brothers and sisters all hated me 'cause I was an only child.
  • I'll never forget the first thing she said to me: "Hey - you have weasels all over your face." Right then I knew it was true love.
  • I'm nerdy in the extreme
    Whiter than sour cream
  • I sued Taco Bell
    'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas
    And I got fat!
    I sued Panasonic
    They never said I shouldn't use their microwave
    To dry off my cat!


  • Well, besides working on the album, I got married and had a kid. So, you know, in spite of that petition that was floating around asking me not to reproduce, I did it anyway.

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