You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Oh, love is real enough; you will find it someday, but it has one archenemy—and that is life.Jean Anouilh Ardele
- I like this, being inside the outside.
- I like hair. It's pleasant, it's peaceful. No one gets hurt.
- It's nice to have a little talk before the Bang-Boom.
- I just want to make hair Silky-Smooth.
- Of course its the feet , its the feet-uppercut.
- My friend , the beating I give you if you stop sprying would be much less then the beating I would give you id you try to cut me.
- Is good.
- Michael: Whoa, what are you, bionic?
- Zohan: No, no, no, I only like the girls. Thanks anyways.
- Palestinian immigrant: People hate us. They think we're terrorists.
- Israeli immigrant: People hate us, too. They think we're you.