You Don't Mess with the Zohan

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You Don't Mess with the Zohan is a 2008 comedy film, written by Adam Sandler, Judd Apatow and Robert Smigel, and directed by Dennis Dugan.

Zohan

  • I like this, being inside the outside.
  • I like hair. It's pleasant, it's peaceful. No one gets hurt.
  • It's nice to have a little talk before the Bang-Boom.
  • I just want to make hair Silky-Smooth.
  • Of course its the feet , its the feet-uppercut.
  • My friend , the beating I give you if you stop sprying would be much less then the beating I would give you id you try to cut me.
  • Is good.

Dialogue

Michael: Whoa, what are you, bionic?
Zohan: No, no, no, I only like the girls. Thanks anyways.

Palestinian immigrant: People hate us. They think we're terrorists.
Israeli immigrant: People hate us, too. They think we're you.

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